Attn: OnTheMat Slackers

I ordered shorts from you bastards a long ass time ago.

I've sent numerous emails.

If I don't get my shorts soon, I'm going to war against your site and will not rest until you are RUINED.

Love,

Fabes

Run around naked until you get the shorts.

I'll alert the media....

I already tried that.

All I got was a restraining order from Jessica Biel.

Its been 11 minutes and still no response?

That's very telling IMNO.

japetto, you are my voice of reason.

i'd be lost without you.

imo.

EvilMaster, you are evil and you are masterful.

WAR FABES!

wow fabes happend to me too... weird... they don't like us

I'm gonna heelhook OnTheMat into living death!

Exzachery

To Living Death with those jerk bitches!...

lol

TTT for JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!

The Truth will be told.

TTT for JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!

Its been over two months since I've been charged for these shorts, I've decided to step it up a little bit.

If I don't hear from OnTheMat by the end of the business day today (EST), I am going to drive them into bankruptcy.

It is the beginning of the end my friends.

TTT 4 Fabes on Captial hill

"If I don't hear from OnTheMat by the end of the business day today (EST)"

Are we talking banker's hours here or what.

TTT for CLARIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-doug-

Yes, Banker hours fo sho.

Time's a tickin mudderfuckas.