Attn people from Iceland: Screw your necropants

The_Peoples_Knee · January 30, 2015, 2:05pm

No. Fucking. Way. am i doing this.

Also, none of you sons a bitches has permission to do this to my corpse. Keep your damn coins out of my dead scrotum.

http://www.galdrasyning.is/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=212&Itemid=60

Stave for Necropants

If you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his dead.

Stave for Necropants

After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.

The_Peoples_Knee · January 30, 2015, 2:12pm

Do NOT do a GIS for "necropants"....

sparkyman · January 30, 2015, 2:15pm

Favorite thread in 2015 so far.

Al_Cappucino · January 30, 2015, 2:15pm

The People's Knee -

Do NOT do a GIS for "necropants"....

BRB!!

The_Peoples_Knee · January 30, 2015, 2:15pm

yay!

dahosse · January 30, 2015, 2:16pm

Hwhat? Phone Post 3.0

Brockback_Mountain · January 30, 2015, 2:17pm

House Bolton forever.

Jayn200 · January 30, 2015, 2:21pm

this is a real thing?

The_Peoples_Knee · January 30, 2015, 2:23pm

*wears necropants on head, uses legs for sleeves, and runs out onto the field during the Superbowl taunting security*

Zapruder · January 30, 2015, 2:29pm

Hmm, I never knew that was the origin of the term coin purse

CArcher · January 30, 2015, 2:32pm

Zapruder - Hmm, I never knew that was the origin of the term coin purse

Ha! lol

Evil_Ash · January 30, 2015, 2:33pm

Pics? Phone Post 3.0

The_Peoples_Knee · January 30, 2015, 2:34pm

Who will drive my getaway car?

deepu · January 30, 2015, 2:45pm

Holy WTF?!

The_Peoples_Knee · January 30, 2015, 2:48pm

No one will offer to drive me?

It's not like I won't have any money to pay you....

Canooke · January 30, 2015, 2:51pm

Do they even come in OP's size? Phone Post 3.0

DrPeterVenkman · January 30, 2015, 2:58pm

TTT Phone Post 3.0

The_Peoples_Knee · January 30, 2015, 3:04pm

"Not all people from Iceland wear necropants, TPK! You're an anti-Icelandite!" - OG Necropants apologist

moiststpierre · January 30, 2015, 3:07pm

Are you going munging after? Phone Post 3.0

Right_Hand_JO_Power · January 30, 2015, 3:08pm

I give the og permission to dig me up and wear my penis as a condom. Phone Post 3.0