Attn people from Iceland: Screw your necropants

No. Fucking. Way. am i doing this. 

Also, none of you sons a bitches has permission to do this to my corpse. Keep your damn coins out of my dead scrotum.

Stave for Necropants

If you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his dead. 

NabrokarstafurStave for Necropants

After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.

Do NOT do a GIS for "necropants"....

Favorite thread in 2015 so far.

The People's Knee - 

Do NOT do a GIS for "necropants"....



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House Bolton forever.

this is a real thing?

*wears necropants on head, uses legs for sleeves, and runs out onto the field during the Superbowl taunting security*

Hmm, I never knew that was the origin of the term coin purse

Zapruder - Hmm, I never knew that was the origin of the term coin purse

Ha! lol

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Who will drive my getaway car?

Holy WTF?!

No one will offer to drive me?

It's not like I won't have any money to pay you....

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"Not all people from Iceland wear necropants, TPK! You're an anti-Icelandite!" - OG Necropants apologist

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I give the og permission to dig me up and wear my penis as a condom. Phone Post 3.0