We all know Joe as quite possibly the best & greatest commentator ever born in all of MMA, but let's say in bizarro Earth, he's not that guy but a legit MMA fighter.

Like I don't know, let's put Joe's face & soul at Matt Serra or somebody else and Matt's UFC commentator at the moment like that you know just soulswap like in movies or something what nickname you guys think would fit the guy as we all know his personality now, his tell it like it is approach at everything, the way he talks, speaks, etc.?

IMO Top 3:

1. Joe "BRAVADO" Rogan
2. Joe "SEPHIROTH" Rogan