Attn: Uthred/ZNed

I never doubted you guys once. I, for the record, only wear shorts to the gym. Otherwise, they're a no go for me. 

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/cargo-shorts-ruin-chances-of-date?utm_campaign=DailyDose&utm_source=menshealth.com&utm_medium=newsletter&smartcode=YN_0005365588_0001631664&sha1hashlower=6cad76f80f9586e2f6798aa917c1dfb664c9016a&md5hash=4be8e2f01173be9267bc64ba5495d172

Here's the short summary of the above:

Your style may impact your ability to get a date—and cargo shorts top the list, according to new data from Hater, a dating app that matches you with singletons who despise the same things as you.To dig into the data, Hater divided their male users by the most attractive 10 percent, or those who received the most right swipes, and the least attractive 10 percent, meaning they were swiped left the most, reports Mashable.

They're suggesting using a Mac and wearing skinny jeans? I didn't think those guys wanted women.

#TeamIcyZned

So the data proves it.  Men that look good attract more women.  My mind is blown.

Zned -


This thread will be half filled by new mud names or alleged "lurkers" who show up with no other intent than to make weak attempts to insult me. (I didn't even make the cargo shorts thread). The other half will be a bunch of dolts claiming they get laid twice a day, every day, while wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, mesh backed baseball caps, and tshirts, blah blah blah.... (and they accuse me of living in some sort of fantasy land).



That survey only supports what Uhtred was saying in his style thread regarding cargo shorts, and what I have said.



You will be judged on your appearance no matter what, and first impressions count. A little care in how you present yoursefl (very different than being into "fashion") goes a long way both socially and professionally.



Thank you for the supporting evidence.

You kind of bring it on yourself though...

ABCTT_WillD -

So the data proves it.  Men that look good attract more women.  My mind is blown.

There's men who look good, men who think they look good and men who don't give a fuck. Guys who support cargo shorts fall into the last two categories

My handsome well put together skills never disappoint. 

Everything I say is Gospel. You fucks should be paying me for advice.

LiveWire -

#TeamIcyZned

I'm sorry but what is this in reference to? 

Everything Zned said was on the money. Guaranteed the residential OG creeps and freaks will be posting on this thread asap, along with all of their alt accounts in tow. 

Zned - 


This thread will be half filled by new mud names or alleged "lurkers" who show up with no other intent than to make weak attempts to insult me. (I didn't even make the cargo shorts thread). The other half will be a bunch of dolts claiming they get laid twice a day, every day, while wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, mesh backed baseball caps, and tshirts, blah blah blah.... (and they accuse me of living in some sort of fantasy land).



That survey only supports what Uhtred was saying in his style thread regarding cargo shorts, and what I have said.



You will be judged on your appearance no matter what, and first impressions count. A little care in how you present yoursefl (very different than being into "fashion") goes a long way both socially and professionally.



Thank you for the supporting evidence.



i came only to insult you but have decided against it.  Joking.



you are right girls and people in general judge you at first by how you look, right or wrong its how it is.  Think of it this way: you are standing at a bar there is a girl across the way dressed like shit, under she might look amazing and she might be the coolest girl in the world but are you going to buy the ratty dredlocks hippie cloths wearing girl a drink or going over to say hi? I would guess you would go over to the girl that had dressed well, washed her hair and is looking good for a night out.  In the end the other girl might have been the right choice but if we are honest how many of us were walking over to find out because of the way she presented herself? 

Uhtred Ragnarson -
LiveWire -

#TeamIcyZned

I'm sorry but what is this in reference to? 

Everything Zned said was on the money. Guaranteed the residential OG creeps and freaks will be posting on this thread asap, along with all of their alt accounts in tow. 

Ned stop sucking your own dick. Please act like an adult.

.

Josh -
Zned - 


This thread will be half filled by new mud names or alleged "lurkers" who show up with no other intent than to make weak attempts to insult me. (I didn't even make the cargo shorts thread). The other half will be a bunch of dolts claiming they get laid twice a day, every day, while wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, mesh backed baseball caps, and tshirts, blah blah blah.... (and they accuse me of living in some sort of fantasy land).



That survey only supports what Uhtred was saying in his style thread regarding cargo shorts, and what I have said.



You will be judged on your appearance no matter what, and first impressions count. A little care in how you present yoursefl (very different than being into "fashion") goes a long way both socially and professionally.



Thank you for the supporting evidence.



i came only to insult you but have decided against it.  Joking.



you are right girls and people in general judge you at first by how you look, right or wrong its how it is.  Think of it this way: you are standing at a bar there is a girl across the way dressed like shit, under she might look amazing and she might be the coolest girl in the world but are you going to buy the ratty dredlocks hippie cloths wearing girl a drink or going over to say hi? I would guess you would go over to the girl that had dressed well, washed her hair and is looking good for a night out.  In the end the other girl might have been the right choice but if we are honest how many of us were walking over to find out because of the way she presented herself? 

Not true. If she's cute and has a good body, I'll talk to her over some horn maintenance bitch

I'm going to go out and buy some camo and OD pants and cut them into shorts. But make sure they're way too big in the waist so they're fucking huge on me. 

I'll show you guys!

neilbarnard -
Zned - 


This thread will be half filled by new mud names or alleged "lurkers" who show up with no other intent than to make weak attempts to insult me. (I didn't even make the cargo shorts thread). The other half will be a bunch of dolts claiming they get laid twice a day, every day, while wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, mesh backed baseball caps, and tshirts, blah blah blah.... (and they accuse me of living in some sort of fantasy land).



That survey only supports what Uhtred was saying in his style thread regarding cargo shorts, and what I have said.



You will be judged on your appearance no matter what, and first impressions count. A little care in how you present yoursefl (very different than being into "fashion") goes a long way both socially and professionally.



Thank you for the supporting evidence.


People do judge on looks, which is why you should stop being weak and chubby. Clothes simply can't cover that shit.

Literally clothes can cover that...

viorage - I wear cut off sweat pants around town with sandals and socks cause it's comfortable. When the need to dress nicely occurs, I definitely dress for the occasion.

Don't know the point to this story

Ummm...

 

What does dressing nicely mean to you exactly?

neilbarnard -
Jack Mahogoff - 
neilbarnard -
Zned - 


This thread will be half filled by new mud names or alleged "lurkers" who show up with no other intent than to make weak attempts to insult me. (I didn't even make the cargo shorts thread). The other half will be a bunch of dolts claiming they get laid twice a day, every day, while wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, mesh backed baseball caps, and tshirts, blah blah blah.... (and they accuse me of living in some sort of fantasy land).



That survey only supports what Uhtred was saying in his style thread regarding cargo shorts, and what I have said.



You will be judged on your appearance no matter what, and first impressions count. A little care in how you present yoursefl (very different than being into "fashion") goes a long way both socially and professionally.



Thank you for the supporting evidence.


People do judge on looks, which is why you should stop being weak and chubby. Clothes simply can't cover that shit.

Literally clothes can cover that...


Always visible.

More like they literally drape that mess.

No, not always visible.

Black is a slimming color that hides chubbiness if worn correctly. That's why females wear it.

there are many clothes that make people appear  slimmer when they're not. 

darkness66 - 
Josh -
Zned - 


This thread will be half filled by new mud names or alleged "lurkers" who show up with no other intent than to make weak attempts to insult me. (I didn't even make the cargo shorts thread). The other half will be a bunch of dolts claiming they get laid twice a day, every day, while wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, mesh backed baseball caps, and tshirts, blah blah blah.... (and they accuse me of living in some sort of fantasy land).



That survey only supports what Uhtred was saying in his style thread regarding cargo shorts, and what I have said.



You will be judged on your appearance no matter what, and first impressions count. A little care in how you present yoursefl (very different than being into "fashion") goes a long way both socially and professionally.



Thank you for the supporting evidence.



i came only to insult you but have decided against it.  Joking.



you are right girls and people in general judge you at first by how you look, right or wrong its how it is.  Think of it this way: you are standing at a bar there is a girl across the way dressed like shit, under she might look amazing and she might be the coolest girl in the world but are you going to buy the ratty dredlocks hippie cloths wearing girl a drink or going over to say hi? I would guess you would go over to the girl that had dressed well, washed her hair and is looking good for a night out.  In the end the other girl might have been the right choice but if we are honest how many of us were walking over to find out because of the way she presented herself? 

Not true. If she's cute and has a good body, I'll talk to her over some horn maintenance bitch


thats the point, you don't know if she is cute, all you know is she does not take care of herself, you got no idea whats under that baggy shirt and elephant pants.  Could be awesome tits or could be full bush.....



look if you dress like hell walking to starbucks its fine, if you do it to go out, don't be shocked.  Do you really think a woman wants to fuck a guy that looks like he can't take care of himself? you look like shit, she thinks your house is going to be messy and look like shit, you don't care enough to take care of yourself how are you going to treat her? 

Josh -
darkness66 - 
Josh -
Zned - 


This thread will be half filled by new mud names or alleged "lurkers" who show up with no other intent than to make weak attempts to insult me. (I didn't even make the cargo shorts thread). The other half will be a bunch of dolts claiming they get laid twice a day, every day, while wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, mesh backed baseball caps, and tshirts, blah blah blah.... (and they accuse me of living in some sort of fantasy land).



That survey only supports what Uhtred was saying in his style thread regarding cargo shorts, and what I have said.



You will be judged on your appearance no matter what, and first impressions count. A little care in how you present yoursefl (very different than being into "fashion") goes a long way both socially and professionally.



Thank you for the supporting evidence.



i came only to insult you but have decided against it.  Joking.



you are right girls and people in general judge you at first by how you look, right or wrong its how it is.  Think of it this way: you are standing at a bar there is a girl across the way dressed like shit, under she might look amazing and she might be the coolest girl in the world but are you going to buy the ratty dredlocks hippie cloths wearing girl a drink or going over to say hi? I would guess you would go over to the girl that had dressed well, washed her hair and is looking good for a night out.  In the end the other girl might have been the right choice but if we are honest how many of us were walking over to find out because of the way she presented herself? 

Not true. If she's cute and has a good body, I'll talk to her over some horn maintenance bitch


thats the point, you don't know if she is cute, all you know is she does not take care of herself, you got no idea whats under that baggy shirt and elephant pants.  Could be awesome tits or could be full bush.....



look if you dress like hell walking to starbucks its fine, if you do it to go out, don't be shocked.  Do you really think a woman wants to fuck a guy that looks like he can't take care of himself? you look like shit, she thinks your house is going to be messy and look like shit, you don't care enough to take care of yourself how are you going to treat her? 

This. All of this.

The OG will throw a temper tantrum though...

Uhtred Ragnarson - 
Josh -
darkness66 - 
Josh -
Zned - 


This thread will be half filled by new mud names or alleged "lurkers" who show up with no other intent than to make weak attempts to insult me. (I didn't even make the cargo shorts thread). The other half will be a bunch of dolts claiming they get laid twice a day, every day, while wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, mesh backed baseball caps, and tshirts, blah blah blah.... (and they accuse me of living in some sort of fantasy land).



That survey only supports what Uhtred was saying in his style thread regarding cargo shorts, and what I have said.



You will be judged on your appearance no matter what, and first impressions count. A little care in how you present yoursefl (very different than being into "fashion") goes a long way both socially and professionally.



Thank you for the supporting evidence.



i came only to insult you but have decided against it.  Joking.



you are right girls and people in general judge you at first by how you look, right or wrong its how it is.  Think of it this way: you are standing at a bar there is a girl across the way dressed like shit, under she might look amazing and she might be the coolest girl in the world but are you going to buy the ratty dredlocks hippie cloths wearing girl a drink or going over to say hi? I would guess you would go over to the girl that had dressed well, washed her hair and is looking good for a night out.  In the end the other girl might have been the right choice but if we are honest how many of us were walking over to find out because of the way she presented herself? 

Not true. If she's cute and has a good body, I'll talk to her over some horn maintenance bitch


thats the point, you don't know if she is cute, all you know is she does not take care of herself, you got no idea whats under that baggy shirt and elephant pants.  Could be awesome tits or could be full bush.....



look if you dress like hell walking to starbucks its fine, if you do it to go out, don't be shocked.  Do you really think a woman wants to fuck a guy that looks like he can't take care of himself? you look like shit, she thinks your house is going to be messy and look like shit, you don't care enough to take care of yourself how are you going to treat her? 

This. All of this.

The OG will throw a temper tantrum though...



i am not arguing the merits of it, if it is right or wrong or that people are crazy, just that it happens and is fact. 



walk into a job interview looking like shit and see what happens even if you are 100% qualified for the position.  Turn it around, guy walks into your office to apply for the job looking like he just feel out of bed, do you even bother to pick up the resume? 



making quick judgments of people using the available information to us is part of human nature, if something looks good we want to eat it.  Sure lobster tastes great and we love it but I promise the first person to eat that shit was starving, "look a giant bug just crawled out of the ocean hmm i bet this tasts amazing compared to this orange."

I'm not knocking anyone for their opinions, but wearing cargo shorts never hurt me any. I just got a bj this weekend wearing some.