Aunt Patty offers to bail you out of Horny Jail, do you accept?

MMMmmm…bacon and eggs…

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I’d smash that on a Tuesday evening. She’ll probably rim you and have great snacks

Schwing!

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We need way more threads like this

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Lol ole Nina

Yes older women are incredible they worship your jammy.

…how much is my bail?

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The tidal wave of shame and regret would start washing in before the jizz even finishes washing out.

I’d rather remain celibate if this was the best I can do.

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I thought the same.

I best she squirts when getting ass fucked.

Yes i would.

OH HELL YEAH

GIF by memecandy

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Maybe if she grew her hair out.

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With her, it’s definitely piss.

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That was a really good one. Bravo

Serious talk. I really like older women. This lady in the photo is exactly my type.

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What’s your relationship with your mother like ?

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Excellent… just like my relationship with your mother.

#burn #inyourface

Deflection ?
Hashtags ?

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I have the strangest boner right now because my aunt’s name is Patty, she’s only slightly older than me and she’s kind of hot.

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