Past couple days, no idea why, I haven’t had a good shit.
Now today I have shit at least 5 times and its been giant logs with the very last one being burning tire smelling green apple splatters.
I didnt even eat that much. I feel like I have been turked by an elephant.
On the plus side I be shit postin a lot.
Thanks dude I feel like it builds community in the shit house.
God dammit here comes another one.
I find high humidity usually has a similar effect on me. It makes me backed up for a few days, then when the levee breaks, it’s like a half of day of shitting every hour
One time I ate nothing but corn for a few days to see what would happen.
You know what happened?
I pooped corn.
The bigger mystery is when there is corn and you haven’t eaten it in like a month
I feel like I am giving live birth to a crocodile and its coming out sideways.
This is really ridiculous.
Gotta have your BF take a few days off when he backs you up.