Bader Almost Jacked By A Bum

Ryan Bader

Ryan Bader
Here is the story of the jacking in Ok...I had my jacket strapped on my backpack. I took a pic with a UFC fan at circle K then walked out of there. A bum comes up and says i want to shake your hand and does the whole smack hands hug thing and grab my... jacket of my backpack. I then tell him to give the jacket back, and he says, "what jacket" I sitting here thinking, are you fucking serious!?

Ryan Bader

Ryan Bader He was looking at me and trying to intimidate me like what you going to do punk. Then I tell him to give me my jacket back or I'll blah blah blah, threatning him. He then does the ultimate ninja move and threw it over my head and took off running into a field. I had to laugh it off. haha



bader got lucky imo
real lucky. bum fu is not to be trifled with

i would've given him the jacket

poor guy probably gets cold at night

D_S_A - i would've given him the jacket

poor guy probably gets cold at night


LOL?

Steal my shit and be rewarded for it!

Usually the jacket over the head move is proceeded by the knife to the gut. Lucky indeed.

THP - 
D_S_A - i would've given him the jacket

poor guy probably gets cold at night


LOL?

Steal my shit and be rewarded for it!



:)

if you need my shirt, you can have it.

 :-)

LOL.

I would have given him the jacket.

The guy knew ninja, for God's sake!!!

D_S_A - i would've given him the jacket

poor guy probably gets cold at night

and when he sells it as tuf memorabilia, im sure the twenty dollars worth of crack will comfort him on those cold nights.

remnids me why i use to carry pepper spray.


I remember one night .. i was walking out of a store... some sketchy looking older woman is approaching me head on.


she gets close and then I tell her step back.. and i back peddle 1 time.



she looks like wtf? i had my hand on my pepper spray in my jacket. She just wanted to know if i had 5 dollars lol.


but still back the fuck up homie. this world is nutz

bum gets +400

BzGrappla - remnids me why i use to carry pepper spray.


I remember one night .. i was walking out of a store... some sketchy looking older woman is approaching me head on.


she gets close and then I tell her step back.. and i back peddle 1 time.



she looks like wtf? i had my hand on my pepper spray in my jacket. She just wanted to know if i had 5 dollars lol.


but still back the fuck up homie. this world is nutz


LOL you must be a big tough man, grippin your pepper spray when an older women approaches you "head on". i mean seriously are you trying to embarrass yourself with this story?

HexRei - 
BzGrappla - remnids me why i use to carry pepper spray.


I remember one night .. i was walking out of a store... some sketchy looking older woman is approaching me head on.


she gets close and then I tell her step back.. and i back peddle 1 time.



she looks like wtf? i had my hand on my pepper spray in my jacket. She just wanted to know if i had 5 dollars lol.


but still back the fuck up homie. this world is nutz


LOL you must be a big tough man, grippin your pepper spray when an older women approaches you "head on". i mean seriously are you trying to embarrass yourself with this story?

Actually, I'd call that "brutal honesty," as even he insinuates that stepping to some bitch with pepper spray is nothing to be proud of...

 

man..oma has fallen far since getting banned from here

JimmersonzGlove -  One time my old band was playing this shithole club in LA down by skid row. After the show this bum comes up asking one of the other bands for money. The singer says he'll give him a couple bucks if he could stencil his band's logo on the back of the dudes jacket. Bum says okay, he gets his jacket stenciled, pic taken, a couple bucks in his pocket, and walks away happy.

So this other bum walks up to us, and we do the same thing. Another stoked bum walks away with a couple bucks.

So this 3rd bum comes up and wants to get in on the action, asking the first band again. The singer says okay, and the bum turns around to get stenciled. This time the singer just draws a giant 2 foot cock and balls on the bums back in spraypaint. Bum walked away with a couple bucks in his pocket not knowing any better and we were rollin on the floor laughing.

FRAT, but how many other people have jacket/bum stories?


That is awesome.

D_S_A - i would've given him the jacket



poor guy probably gets cold at night


 then he should probably get a f&cking job and lay the pipe/bottle down for awhile

HexRei - 
BzGrappla - remnids me why i use to carry pepper spray.


I remember one night .. i was walking out of a store... some sketchy looking older woman is approaching me head on.


she gets close and then I tell her step back.. and i back peddle 1 time.



she looks like wtf? i had my hand on my pepper spray in my jacket. She just wanted to know if i had 5 dollars lol.


but still back the fuck up homie. this world is nutz


LOL you must be a big tough man, grippin your pepper spray when an older women approaches you "head on". i mean seriously are you trying to embarrass yourself with this story?

stfu...your probly a spoonfed rich kid that is protected by ur safe neighborhood from the slummy junkies and scumbags that carry HIV and will blade you for a dollar bill...woman or man,smartest thing to do is pepperspray their ass,go back to your pretty suburbs and be glad u dont have to deal with it

i have a few bum/jacket stories
just sayin,,,,,,,,,