On the block they call me Bobby Five Plates. No big deal.
Anyways, I had a broad play sleepover today, and I woke up and she's got a mouth full of sazeetch. What are you gonna do? So, I split her in half, threw her in the shower and sent her home ciz today is chest day.
Bros, I had the gayest workout ever. I was weak like one of you guys. I had to do DB bench and flies and friggin dips. I couldn't move any weight after serving her up a batch.
Women weaken chests.
Gonorhea saps strength.
Rules are rules. Lack if pecs can't mean lack of pics. 
What was it that ruined your SAT numbaz?
They may call you bobby five plates on your block.......make this thread right so we can call you bobby five pics.
I was able to locate a picture of her.
crowbar -I was able to locate a picture of her.
Hahaha 
You may just have to invest in a medium size shirt to cover up.
Thought you were married with kids?
Axel Foley - Thought you were married with kids?
Nah, that would be a nightmare.
dushtin - What was it that ruined your SAT numbaz?
I got like a 90 or 95, some shit like that. I'm smat
TryhardNobody - Planet Fitness has 5 plates?
Oh Jesus, LOFL
Bobby Lupo -King Knightmare ?Axel Foley - Thought you were married with kids?
Nah, that would be a nightmare.