On the block they call me Bobby Five Plates. No big deal.
Anyways, I had a broad play sleepover today, and I woke up and she's got a mouth full of sazeetch. What are you gonna do? So, I split her in half, threw her in the shower and sent her home ciz today is chest day.
Bros, I had the gayest workout ever. I was weak like one of you guys. I had to do DB bench and flies and friggin dips. I couldn't move any weight after serving her up a batch.
Women weaken chests.