BE HONEST: Could u beat ALAN BELCHER??

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In a modeling contest??

All the Don Juan/Great looking studs this site is packed with????

He is a strikingly georgeous man (according to the tingling feeling in my balls right now) ...

But still, based on my experience w what i have read here......Most of you would at least give him a run for his money.

So be honest!!!!

Are you as good looking as the 7th best middle weight on the planet?

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yes in cloths... in underwear he takes it

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 His family name predisposes judges to gassy revulsion whereas mine (Johnson) arouses primitive sexual impulses, so not fair really

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2JupitersTooMany -  His family name predisposes judges to gassy revulsion whereas mine (Johnson) arouses primitive sexual impulses, so not fair really

 LOL Only you would come up with this... VTFU Sir

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Post pics of yourself so we can compare!! Phone Post

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I'll put my picture up against any version of Belcher but not until I receive my superCalo shirt in the mail, and only if our names are clearly printed on the ballots

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  feel even worse about myslef now...

Thanks Omar.

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Where is theAdonis when u need him????

(note: Kirik knows he banned that account of mine so we can't even have fun w The Adonis in this thread. Real classy Kirik!!) Phone Post

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Are we talking about Alan? or the tattoo on his arm?

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 Be honest: Could you beat Alan Belcher's tattoo in a modelling contest?


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not yet, but I'm drinkin milk

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I could probably beat him in a runway modeling contest, because I'm skinnier and the same height as him.

He'd beat me in an underwear or swimwear modeling contest though.

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HexRei -  Be honest: Could you beat Alan Belcher's tattoo in a modelling contest?



Hello...

I'm Conway Twitty.

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Soul Gravy - 
HexRei -  Be honest: Could you beat Alan Belcher's tattoo in a modelling contest?



Hello...

I'm Conway Twitty.

lol

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Blue namer....

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Blupitt equipped with headband > Alan Belcher Phone Post

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I said BLUE NAMER!!!!! Phone Post

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Here ya go ya pushy munchkin!

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I can't compete with the Wayne Newton tattoo, that's for sure.

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No but , I will offer my services and turn that tattoo into a pirate looking Elvis ... I will add a eye patch and do some other work , shall be awesome Phone Post