In the style of the esteemed Meathook Jones
Clear bottle with yellow paper label. Label is peeling off due to water solubility of the glue. This pours out an almost transparent yellow, remeniscent of pee after I forgot to take my vitamins. Pours thin, almost gaseous. No foam, but many large bubbles covering the surface of the glass. Minimal lacing, although upward streams of bubbles are readily visible throughout the transparent piss water. I'd attempt to flee for the surface, too. The aroma is made up of ass, fruity pebbles and a well used urinal in Chi-Chis. There is also a stench of low grade tequila rising from the glass. The taste is urine with a cloying fruity sweetness, not so much lime as lime lollipop. The after taste is indescribable. If you were to get bombed on tequila, and then urinate into a pitcher of Mountain Dew, then strain the resulting concoction through Manny Yarborogh's used jock strap, you might have a comparable flavor. Mouthfeel is great, if you like the feel of water in your mouth.
I recomend sampling the water soluble glue as a preferable alternative.