Best comments you heard from casuals?

Atleast we will have near 3 months without all the Conor/Rousey casuals, but what were some of the best lines you heard today?

1) Heard some guy saying to his other top knot sporting comrade that "I dun even know who this Aldo guy is to think he can step into McGregors octagon! Like I've never even heard of this clown but I guess they just hand those Brazilians championship fights to grow the sport in poorer countries!"

2) 2nd top knot guy "I reckon Widleman only got beaten up because he changed gyms! He needs to get back with Conors team and build off the success they got him when he broke that Victor guys leg!" Phone Post 3.0

"I can't wait to see Jon Jones vs McGregor" Phone Post 3.0

I read the jones vs. McGregor comments on the post fight presser Phone Post 3.0

Lies lies .. Phone Post 3.0

Are you knew here? Phone Post 3.0

Needle Mover - you didnt hear people insert that many misconceptions and are full of shit
Hit a nerve?
Your first time too? Phone Post 3.0

I did have someone tonight ask me if gsp and Conor were in the same weight class. When I told him no and there is a weight class in between them he said "that shit has too many weight classes" Phone Post 3.0

"This Gunner guy really sucks on the ground." Phone Post 3.0

It's so fuckin fixed. I told you, just like boxing!

There's no way the UFC was gonna let Mcgregor lose this fight! Phone Post 3.0

WattMell -
HighQualityViolence -
Needle Mover - you didnt hear people insert that many misconceptions and are full of shit
Hit a nerve?
Your first time too? Phone Post 3.0
Kinda agree with NM those details are to specific and sound more like a mma trying to think of something a casual would say. Phone Post 3.0
I thought it was bullshit as well Phone Post 3.0

My causal fan buddy said the Gunnar Maia fight wasn't a fight at all, and Gunnar should just " get up and hit him "

SMH Phone Post 3.0

Switchheadkick - My causal fan buddy said the Gunnar Maia fight wasn't a fight at all, and Gunnar should just " get up and hit him "

SMH Phone Post 3.0
You should've taken him down and slapped a body triangle on him. Phone Post 3.0

"They shouldn't have stopped it. That wasn't even a fight. Why don't they give the Brazilian ten seconds like boxing does?"

Me: Be... cause... he... was out cold, in the coffin position...

"That's bullshit. They should give them ten seconds to get back up if they want to charge sixty bucks to watch..." Phone Post 3.0

Needle Mover - you didnt hear people insert that many misconceptions and are full of shit
This. Phone Post 3.0

"fuck"

A friend of a friend said he can't wait to see McGregor and Edgar. Pretty normal statement. Then said it was because they both hit like a mack truck. I know Frankie just got a sweet KO but that is not really his known asset.

The sport is brutal, my friend at work told me Andy Lee Silver is a convicted axe murderer, but he loves him. So is he on death row then ?!!

WTF..?!'

I just he was, but he got the chair... Phone Post 3.0

During the fighters announcement some guy in the casino I was watching it in shouted 'LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEE' over the top of 'its time' -_-

"was that the main event thing"

My work was showing the tuf finale a couple nights ago (or I turned all the tv's to fox sports, depending on who you ask) and during the mendes/edgar fight, some guy said "these guys are pussies, they can barely punch. I'd kick both their asses" Phone Post 3.0