We all know him. Drunk, loud, ignorant but somehow an expert. What are your best encounters with him?
Mir vs JDS, guy spent the entire night walking around telling people who barely watch mma how much he loves Frank Mir.
"Yeah this guy is going to win, his grappling is so good, he'll just take him down and submit him".
Of course he had commentary of other fights as well, but his man crush on Mir was always present.
I swear he almost cried during the fight.
He was yelling, and said grab a leg, just as frank mir wobbled and fell over.
He was so upset Mir wasn't going for takedowns, not realizing he couldn't.
I was at Hooters watching the Mir/Nog fight, and for some reason there was just a lot of tension in the air. One guy was super pumped about Nog and was going around to everyone trying to bet them on the fight, but he was so drunk and offensive in his approach people were starting to get fed up with the guy. Finally, he started kind of smacktalking this one guy who was pretty big, and the whole bar seemed to notice and tense up, and it was like both guys were kind of jerks and the bar was kind of divided between who they supported. It got to the point where small groups of people started kind of simultaneously squaring up and posturing like they were going to fight, and just then, right in the middle of Hooters, all of the sudden EVERYONE started playing hockey. Full pads, ice, skates, everything. The whole thing ended up 0-0.
I heard a guy explaining to his girl that "brazilians can only win decisions by submitting people because they can't knock people out".
Was a movie theater for me. Some 10 year old girl screaming out the submission attempts. When Georges had Dan Hardy in an arm bar, she went rabid. "ARM BAR! ARM BAR! ARM BAR!".
I was BWW for a random fight a few years back.
Some guy dressed in Dan Hardy's signature tap out shirt, and a red mohawk came in. He also had a British belt buckle and kept asking when the Hardy fight was gonna happen.
Hardy wasn't scheduled to fight that night.
DoomFarmer - I was BWW for a random fight a few years back.
Some guy dressed in Dan Hardy's signature tap out shirt, and a red mohawk came in. He also had a British belt buckle and kept asking when the Hardy fight was gonna happen.
Hardy wasn't scheduled to fight that night.
Lol.
Used to frequent the local bww on fight nights to watch the fights. There was this guy who showed up to every single fight wearing tap out fight shorts, a tap out shirt, and a tap out flat bill.
During every clinch: "kneeeeees!! Use your knees!!!"
Fight goes on the ground: "grab his arm!! Arm bar him!!!"
Standing up: "jab jab jab!!"
All screaming at the top of his lungs.
DoomFarmer - I was BWW for a random fight a few years back.
Some guy dressed in Dan Hardy's signature tap out shirt, and a red mohawk came in. He also had a British belt buckle and kept asking when the Hardy fight was gonna happen.
Hardy wasn't scheduled to fight that night.
Maybe it was Dan hardy
One of my least favorite moments as a fan of mma drinking at a bar was Weidman/silva 1. Everyone was the biggest silva fan that night, all night long screaming at the TV whenever silva was shown, loudly yelling that Weidman had no chance. AS SOON as silva was ko'd the whole bar broke out into "THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH!" And "USA USA" chants. I immediately got up and left the bar broken hearted and disgusted in my fellow man.
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Being told brock would def beat mir cus he was a n double a c p champ ! L
I've told this story before on here, but it should be repeated:
No joke, at the JDS vs. Cain II PPV, I sat with a group of my friend's friends that I'd never met before. One guy was holding court, talking all about MMA and stuff. When the Lauzon vs. Miller fight starts, I heard this gem: "Lauzon is mostly know for being a brawler." I'm thinking, "WHAT!?!" Mid-way through that fight, he addresses me and my friend and says, "You know, none of these guys' records impress me when compared to...Frank Dux. You know who Frank Dux is, right?" I'm pretty sure my jaw literally dropped. I said, "Yeah, the BLOODSPORT guy. But its been proven fake, that he highly embellished his stories." He looks at me and says, "Dude, the Kumite is real. Dux fought like 40 guys in three days." I'm like, "That is physically impossible!" and he counters with, "I've seen stuff on videotape from Japan that is illegal to watch here. It's real." I just said, "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy."
When Royce/Hughes was about to begin, I had a dude stand up and yell "I GOT $100 ON ROYCE WHO WANTS IT!?!?". I gladly took his money, although sadly only $20 because I didn't have enough cash on me to do the $100 bet.
Not a bar story but had a coworker few years back who was dead convinced jake shields was the only one thatd dethrone jon jones. Never did figure out if he got a name mixed up or really was that retarded.
My friends dumbass stepdad is the "Root against the foreigner/darkie guy"
epwar - I've told this story before on here, but it should be repeated:
No joke, at the JDS vs. Cain II PPV, I sat with a group of my friend's friends that I'd never met before. One guy was holding court, talking all about MMA and stuff. When the Lauzon vs. Miller fight starts, I heard this gem: "Lauzon is mostly know for being a brawler." I'm thinking, "WHAT!?!" Mid-way through that fight, he addresses me and my friend and says, "You know, none of these guys' records impress me when compared to...Frank Dux. You know who Frank Dux is, right?" I'm pretty sure my jaw literally dropped. I said, "Yeah, the BLOODSPORT guy. But its been proven fake, that he highly embellished his stories." He looks at me and says, "Dude, the Kumite is real. Dux fought like 40 guys in three days." I'm like, "That is physically impossible!" and he counters with, "I've seen stuff on videotape from Japan that is illegal to watch here. It's real." I just said, "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy."
Theres nothing funnier then that type that trench in deep when you call them on their bullshit LOL
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Not gonna lie. I'm that loud mother fucker in bww who freaks the fuck out when my guy is winning or losing
I like these stories.