I suck at this so I'm looking for suggestions from the all-knowing HG.
I've always liked the og's "does this smell like chloroform to you?", but it doesn't go over well with local girls--yes, i have tried it--and they don't get the humor...
shoot!
Nice shoes, like oof?
that worx? i'll try it.
nod then go "i get rocks".
problem w/ that is, "i no mo". and then they're likely to go "allnutz" on me and run me over w/ their oversized suv w/ the spinners that their "babeezdady" when pay fo...
oh man
"What?, breed? No worryz, if no fit, I put spit"....ur welcome
"Baby, I'm
NOT
micronesian"Or
"I watch Fighters Club TV"=
tried the last two. not sure why they keep rolling eyes at me... must be some kinda local sign of endearment?
Hmmmm in middle school there were the standard "your very pretty, do you have hawaiian in you?" to a girl who definetly isn't hawaiian and when they say "no" respond with "do you want some"?
Or "do you want to get a pizza and fuck?" and when they say no tell them "what, you don't like pizza?"
In highschool it was always do you want to burn.That worked 99.9% of the time.
good stuff. will print out this page and read it off. i can't lose now!
When you read those lines, be sure to
DRESS TO IMPRESS--THE TACKIER, THE BETTER.
The Game: "Peacock theory is the idea that in order to attract the most
desirable female of the species, it's necessary to stand out in a flashy and
colorful way. For humans... the equivalent of a flashy peacock tail is a
shiny shirt, a garish hat, and jewelry that lights up in the dark--basically
everything I'd dismissed my whole life as cheesy.
bjjtek has amog'ed the correct... :-)
HEMO YO PANTY!
"Hi my name is Mark Kurano...im a cage fighter"- pussy galore imo
so we talkin like this?
like this in imo.
edited for the local scene.
Thats wrong on so many levels....
(make a purple on to represent his love for Acai)
^^^LMAO! Nice photoshop!TTT
Sorry man don't kill me.....
Only thing sexier imo is this
