Best name ever?

Yukon Cornelius

Disco Dracula...

Jimmy Cummingcock

Dick Butkus...

Doubletits McWhore

Gunnery sergeant Max Fightmaster
(Real dude)

What are the rules to this?

Mitch Cumstein

Ace baby toad flakes... (cat name)

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Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

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No shit, my ex wife had a cousin named Gussybuck Manbeaver. 

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Farnesworth Bentley

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 can't remember if this is real or not...