Will be drinking some brews, eating some sirloins, and making wagers on all night's fights. Cornhole tournament starts.
7:00pm - a $50 no limit Texas Hold 'Em tournament kicks off. Strikeforce-EliteXC event begins to play on 50" Flat Screen HDTV. (Event DVR'd from 6-22)
8:30pm - "Ring Girl" contest for the tipsy girls in attendence. Begin showing prelims of the CFFC 5 card. (Event is being DVR'd so we can fast forward through any nonsense)
10:00pm - Final table set for poker tournament. Cuban cigars for all finalists. Begin showing TUF finale. (Event is being DVR'd so we can fast forward through commericials).
11:15pm - Winner of the poker tournament crowned. Winner uses some of the winnings to re-stock brews and order pizza for those in attendence. Finish watching all prelims for CFFC, TUF.
11:30 pm - Random univited people begin to arrive.
11:45pm - Shamrock v Baroni fight starts. First friendly wrestling match starts out on the lawn.
12:10am - Pulver v Penn fight starts. First inside-the-house shoving match occurs in the kitchen after random dude hits on wife of donked out poker player.
12:30am - Kimbo v Mercer fight starts. Cops arrive to warn of the excessive noise.
12:45am - All the guys leave to go to the local bars, feeling bad ass from the overload of fights they just witnessed.
10:00am - After all necessary calls and paperwork, I pick up 7 new clients for various incidents that occurred the night earlier at the local bars.
No, the Strikeforce event is being DRV'd on Friday. I do have 2 DVRs, so I can DVR both the CFFC event and TUF finale, while watching the Strikeforce card.
"Why are you waiting a day to watch Baroni vs. Shamrock?"
So I can watch it with all my friends and have one hell of a night. Plus I have to spend some time paying attention to the wife, so I'll do that Friday night.
That's a truly inspiring agenda. I usually supplement fight nights by smearing the cats with bacon grease and letting the dog run after them all night. Well played counselor.