Always refer to it as MY lottery ticket...
"Where did i put MY lottery ticket?"
"I'VE got the winning ticket here"
etc...
When they inevitably ask -
"Does this skirt make my bum look big"
Reply
"No. Your bum looks big in anything, don't blame the skirt."
Shag their sister/housemate/mum
aks them for all their friends numbers
"and so what" thats wicked
oh i use the same old technique, just add "and so what?" after her statements.
For example:
GF: you are late, i was waiting for you for an hour
Me: and so what?
GF: It's raining and it's cold, you don't have respect
Me: and so what ?
GF: you don't love me, my former boyfriend was a classy guy you're not
Me: and so what?
Ha ha great thread
Tell them all girls fancy you- works a treat.
Buy them slimfast.
Insist on watching ufc vids when eastenders is on.
Laugh at fat women on tv
Call women, thinner than them on tv, fat.
any ideas? here are some of the ones i use. i think the OG are especially good at it, but being mostly yanks they are pretty good at pissing off just about everyone.
1) use logic. women hate that. all they can do in arguements is hurl abuse, thay can't debate rationally.
2) tell them they fancy you. this also steams them up good. especially effective if you say you are too good for them and they should stick to guys in their own league.
3) if it is your girlfriend, go to chatrooms where she visits and start asking for pics of naked girlies.
i will add some more if i think of them
Well i'm in the doghouse for calling her a hypochondriac last night...and i didn't even think she knew what that meant.
Tell em you fancy their mate.
Put chewing gum in their hair.