Bezos to die in space

17 minutes and counting

Is he dead yet?

The big dick launches soon

Soon to oblivion

Would be a great goodbye video if he got stuck in orbit

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Well that’s unfortunate

Looked like it went pretty well. Only 66 miles up but not bad for a first flight of a private spacecraft, and they successfully landed the booster.

Was low-key hoping for a surface to air missle hit on decent.

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This just shows how crazy people get when they have so much money they don’t know what to do with it. Dude you’re a billionaire and you want to launch yourself into space. being able to go anywhere or afford anything and fucking dimes all day isn’t exciting enough anymore for the guy.

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Some people just want more out of life. I don’t think you get to be the richest man in the world by being easily satisfied with life.

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If I had his money I’d do the same thing. When I was a kid in the ‘60s all I wanted was to be a fighter/test pilot and eventually astronaut. Went myopic at 14 and shot that dream in the dick. If I could afford to fulfill that lost dream privately I would do it in a minute.

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LOL

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Sad he made it. Would’ve been a great story.

When shitting on dimes is no longer gratifying just spend a billion and build a giant penis and go into space!

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