bigwhitesexys spagetti-pizza slushie hits stores!


pizza spaghetti slushie

BB – Quebecois convenience store chain Couche-Tard has rolled out a new drink: the Pizzaghetti Sloche, a shave-ice drink that comes in both pizza and spaghetti flavors, which can be combined to customer specifications to make Pizzaghetti flavor. Couche-Tard’s slogan for the drink is “love in a cup.” Redditor plagues138 posted a photo of the actual Pizzaghetti Sloche machine in situ.

I want to vomit

That sounds disgusting Phone Post

Yuck Phone Post 3.0

He wears two Camel Backs full of this stuff to get him through the morning. If his blood sugar gets below 400 he gets a little pissy.

I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR TYMPANIC MEMBRANE WITH A COCK FILLED WITH CONDOMS.

-actual grown man