"Patrick Cote is a piece of (expletive). I've met Patrick Cote a couple of times. I've always found him to be okay, we've shook hands and I've had no issue with Patrick Cote and then out of the blue, he's talking (expletive) about me. He's just trying to make himself relevant again and he's trying to talk himself into a fight with me, which I'm not going to oblige. I know I'm talking about him now because you asked, but I've just distanced it. I think I'm above Patrick Cote and he's beneath me. He needs to stop talking (expletive) about me and get his arse in the gym and try and win a fight."
Luckily, if this hurt Bisbing's feelings, Henderson hit him hard enough in the second round that he got to walk through a tunnel and talk to Jesus personally about it. Dan's right hand dropped him like a cartoon. He hit him so hard that even gravity got scared. Bisbing hung in mid-air for a moment while gravity screamed at inertia, "Did you see that shit!?" Then, after a high five, the two universal forces quit screwing around and yanked Bisbing's limp body into the floor.
Henderson wasn't done dominating Bisbing and gravity, though. After the man-shaped sack of bangers and mash landed, Dan flew into the air and came down on Bisbing's head with Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend. Henderson went fully horizontal with both feet in the air like some kind of maniac skydiver. If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed-martial-arts-knockouts-that-displayed-rag-doll-physics/
LMAO ill toss that a VTFU ^
WTF makes BIsping think he's above Cote?!?
Cote would get tko'd he isnt in the same league
goggs2009 - Cote would get tko'd he isnt in the same league
Cause, ya know, Cote's notorious for getting tko'd
justcron - Not interested in watching zzzz Cote fight again EVER, but I guess I could tolerate watching him get KTFO by Bisping.
How is McPillowfists going to KO Mr. IronChin Cote?
submitbytyping - Luckily, if this hurt Bisbing's feelings, Henderson hit him hard enough in the second round that he got to walk through a tunnel and talk to Jesus personally about it. Dan's right hand dropped him like a cartoon. He hit him so hard that even gravity got scared. Bisbing hung in mid-air for a moment while gravity screamed at inertia, "Did you see that shit!?" Then, after a high five, the two universal forces quit screwing around and yanked Bisbing's limp body into the floor.
Henderson wasn't done dominating Bisbing and gravity, though. After the man-shaped sack of bangers and mash landed, Dan flew into the air and came down on Bisbing's head with Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend. Henderson went fully horizontal with both feet in the air like some kind of maniac skydiver. If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed-martial-arts-knockouts-that-displayed-rag-doll-physics/
Lol F@ckin Classic Bro!!Bahahahah!!!
This is what rubs me the wrong way with Bisping...How the hell does he think he is so much above Cote?! seriously this guy thinks he's in the leauges of the best fighters in his division? No disrspect to him but when he was finally put in a fight with an Elite fighter (Hendo) he was ridiculed and looked terible in that loss....I know fighters need to believe in themselves but his arrogance is down right delusional...
submitbytyping - Luckily, if this hurt Bisbing's feelings, Henderson hit him hard enough in the second round that he got to walk through a tunnel and talk to Jesus personally about it. Dan's right hand dropped him like a cartoon. He hit him so hard that even gravity got scared. Bisbing hung in mid-air for a moment while gravity screamed at inertia, "Did you see that shit!?" Then, after a high five, the two universal forces quit screwing around and yanked Bisbing's limp body into the floor.
Henderson wasn't done dominating Bisbing and gravity, though. After the man-shaped sack of bangers and mash landed, Dan flew into the air and came down on Bisbing's head with Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend. Henderson went fully horizontal with both feet in the air like some kind of maniac skydiver. If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed-martial-arts-knockouts-that-displayed-rag-doll-physics/
amazing lol
Cote would KO him if he can catch him
but who cares anyway , we will hear less from mike after he gets beat by akiyama
Hilarious stuff by submitbytyping. Good screen name too.
shamelessly copied & pasted from link in my 1st post - it's a good read.
TheThrill - LMAO ill toss that a VTFU ^
Indeed VTFU
rofl at talking about Michael Fucking Bisping to make himself relevant.
there is nothing relevant in any way shape or form about bisping.
TTT
Cote's the man true class act!
GodSaveTheQueen -Jetster - This is what rubs me the wrong way with Bisping...How the hell does he think he is so much above Cote?! seriously this guy thinks he's in the leauges of the best fighters in his division? No disrspect to him but when he was finally put in a fight with an Elite fighter (Hendo) he was ridiculed and looked terible in that loss....I know fighters need to believe in themselves but his arrogance is down right delusional...
Okay, let's use your logic. Cote went in against a less-than-elite fighter in Leben and came up with a loss. Bisping fought the same guy and destroyed him, easy UD, and sent him to the hospital. How can you even say that Cote is near Bisping's level?
A title shot via UD over Almeida, who is a 170lb'er, and isn't very good anyway!?
Bisbing destroyed Leben? For all you UK fanboys with your hatred of wrestling and praise Bisbing's ability to finish fights and "warrior spirit", that fight was a frustrating display of run and jab from your back heel, while an agressive fighter chased him around the ring. Bisbing won the fight and I have no problem with a fighter being smart and winning with strategy, but that was no destruction.
[quote]goggs2009 - "Patrick Cote is a piece of (expletive). I've met Patrick Cote a couple of times. I've always found him to be okay, we've shook hands and I've had no issue with Patrick Cote and then out of the blue, he's talking (expletive) about me. He's just trying to make himself relevant again and he's trying to talk himself into a fight with me, which I'm not going to oblige. I know I'm talking about him now because you asked, but I've just distanced it. I think I'm above Patrick Cote and he's beneath me. He needs to stop talking (expletive) about me and get his arse in the gym and try and win a fight."[/quote]
submitbytyping - Luckily, if this hurt Bisbing's feelings, Henderson hit him hard enough in the second round that he got to walk through a tunnel and talk to Jesus personally about it. Dan's right hand dropped him like a cartoon. He hit him so hard that even gravity got scared. Bisbing hung in mid-air for a moment while gravity screamed at inertia, "Did you see that shit!?" Then, after a high five, the two universal forces quit screwing around and yanked Bisbing's limp body into the floor.
Henderson wasn't done dominating Bisbing and gravity, though. After the man-shaped sack of bangers and mash landed, Dan flew into the air and came down on Bisbing's head with Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend. Henderson went fully horizontal with both feet in the air like some kind of maniac skydiver. If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed-martial-arts-knockouts-that-displayed-rag-doll-physics/
This deserves another VTFU
Magic8 - WTF makes BIsping think he's above Cote?!?I agree - given their recent record this matchup makes sense to me.