Bitches be crazy yo

Broke up with live in GF this morning.  Seemed somewhat cordial since we both kinda knew it was coming.  Then she started quoting me and my buddies group chat.  Apparently the “I would milk those glorious jugs” comment I made is akin to cheating.  Now she wants to dox me and says she’s sending pics to my ma.  Hell hath no fury fellas.  Fucking iCloud is some bullshit.  AMA

You gave your Gf access to your iCloud account? 
 

you poor, simple bastard. 

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Are you my neighbor?

DropKick Joe -

You gave your Gf access to your iCloud account? 
 


you poor, simple bastard. 

Of course not.   Not sure how she got in

Isn't that illegal for someone to access your iCloud and then send pictures to people? I thought they just made some law about this but maybe that was just for posting people's pics on the internet.

Domerchi1 -
DropKick Joe -

You gave your Gf access to your iCloud account? 
 


you poor, simple bastard. 

Of course not.   Not sure how she got in

Maybe your password is too simple? Did you at least reset the password? 

Revenge porn is illegal. Remind her of that before your dear mother sees your throbbing hog.

ShanTheMan -

Revenge porn is illegal. Remind her of that before your dear mother sees your throbbing hog.

Or not....


 


 


 


And this thread is missing something

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Tell your mom to block her number. Just explain that your ex is saying she's threatening to send pics both you and your mother do not want her to see.  

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Do we all need access to your iCloud to see the jugs, or are you going to do the right thing ?

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Call her bluff and send your mum the pics first! 

Also pics of jugs you wanted to milk

nodice2012 - 

Also pics of jugs you wanted to milk


I am also here for the glorious jugs.

have you fucked her dad yet

The jugs in question belong to local fox Chicago anchor Anita Padilla.  Pretty ridiculous if you ask me.  Also I don’t think she’d send actual porn we made.  But if there were some type of law, I suppose being a resident I could fuck with her a bit.  If only I had the Don’s phone number we could get this cleared up quickly 

DropKick Joe -
Domerchi1 -
DropKick Joe -

You gave your Gf access to your iCloud account? 
 


you poor, simple bastard. 

Of course not.   Not sure how she got in

Maybe your password is too simple? Did you at least reset the password? 

Reset them all lol.  Didn’t think I have her a reason not to trust me.  But the thread title is accurate 

Bad Monkey -

Tell your mom to block her number. Just explain that your ex is saying she's threatening to send pics both you and your mother do not want her to see.  

Yeah told the mom and sister to block her.  There both big libs that relate more to her so I could see them still trying to talk to her.  Which sucks.  I live hundreds of miles away from my family with the exception of my dad and work 2 jobs to pay for his memory care facility.  Sister could easily afford it as she married into money but I get to foot the bill.  Really only care about not upsetting my ma.

She is actually harassing you and threatening things which are illegal. I would file a temporary restraining order, and then show up to court on the due date, and have her feel the wrath of the law. Turn the tables on the bitch. As soon as you file, she will get a call from the police and be notifed. Watch how her song changes. Best part is she cant contact you to plead for forgiveness, or she breaks the restraining order, and is automatically thrown in jail. hahaha Make the law work for you!

It can be considered a federal crime.  Especially if she is using email.  The email servers will be across state lines making it federal.