BJ Testted Positive?

"Despite UFC 80 occuring outside of the jurisdiction of any of the 3 main Athletic State Commissions, this news site has received information that informal drug tests conducted last night in Newcastle, England indicate Hawaiian fighter BJ Penn was found to have abnormally high levels of trisodium diphosphate and sodium nitrite, (a stabiliser and a preservative found in commercial SPAM products) in his urine sample.

Hormel foods, makers of SPAM, were not available to comment this morning."

Thought all of you would find this funny. I did not see it here.

Sly Stallone says Spam is no big deal.

SPAM. THE OTHER WHITE MEAT. (AT LEAST MOST OF IT, THAT IS)

Good one!

LOL!!!

Das guuuud sheit!

I'm not a huge fan of Monty Python, but that was a pretty good skit.