I thought everyone would find this site amusing. I stumbled across it earlier today:
http://www.guerrillagrappling.com/?OVRAW=on%20the%20mat%20grappling&OVKEY=grappling&OVMTC=advanced
i was so excited i just orderd it, lol
Omg, I was so excited, my boner ran out of skin!
LMFAO I haven't seen an ad like that since I stopped reading Black belt back in 1994.
"I stumbled across it earlier today"
yeah right!!!
I swear there has to be one guy writing all the ads for this kind of crap. They all run by the same formula. Chris Clugston,this guy,Mr Superfastest punch you thirty times before you can F'n Blink guy, they all have the SAME AD!
It goes something like this:I know you all think you know something,but I know something bettr. I 'll teach it to you,but only some of you 'cause gosh, we can't let this fall into evil hands. Oh,by the way, here's an amusing anecdote in which my system is proven to turn any Joe Lunchpail into SUPERFIGHTER!
It makes me wish I wasn't an honest guy at heart so I could take advantage of the same rubes that by into this.
"There is no better felling than tossing or tapping the school ?stud?."
My favorite quote. Tap the stud or toss the stud's salad, is that what he is implying?
LOL @ "boner ran out of skin!"
"Muscle ripping submissions that cause unbearable pain forever!"
Now that is a submission.
"As most of you know, I don?t own a ?school?, or teach kiddie classes, or do any of that stuff most dudes who sell training videos do. (Which is all fine and dandy for them) "
How come none of these unbeatable people ever have a school? hehe
how come none of these unbeatable people step into the ring?
"An arm lock that feels worse than being stabbed to death"
If i had $187 i would love to learn this!
as a bjj black belt, i do feel SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF
lol
"Even my students that are in the military or in law enforcement. They are all just normal guys...not Abu Dabi, Kodokan, Olympic champion Grapplers.
Yet they love to "mix-it-up" on the mat, and day after day they literally "crush" the inflated egos of these so-called super-jock black belts by tossing them right on their heads, or making them "tap" like a typewriter over, and over, and OVER again."
I seem to recall Furey using these same words, eerily similar ad copy...hmmm
Crap... I can't believe I wasted the last 11 years training bjj, muay thai, wrestling, judo etc......
See Chad all that BJJ and for what? I quit and I'm going "gorilla style"!! LMAO!!
"Walk into any "Grappling" class, and you'll see the same old boring basic shit...
The Mount...The Guard...Inside Trip...Shoulder Throw....Arm Bar...Ankle Lock
BLAH...BLAH...and BLAAHHH"
I also liked when he said learning the basics isnt good for fighting
Here?s the truth about Grappling, Judo, Brazilian Ju Jitsu, Sombo, Submission and ?Catch? wrestling, and even the winning techniques used in NHB MMA (No-Holds-Barred Mixed Martial Arts) such as the Ultimate Fighting Championship?
IT?S ALL AS OLD AS DIRT!
(The UFC is old as dirt but....)
if you are one of the next 25 people who order Guerrilla Grappling I?ll also throw in TWO of the hands-down, best ?old time? manuals (one from 1944, the other 1922) that I have successfully ?swiped? many-a- winning grappling moves from over the years
"how come none of these unbeatable people step into the ring?"
don't you know? it's like one guy told me his art is only for killin'