Bleeding from my ear

Just got out of the shower and per my normal routine, I put the shower head on massage and let it blast all my holes, ears included.

Afterwards I gently use a qtip in my ears but this time I see blood out of my right ear. So I wait about 10 mins and then very gently go back in with the qtip. It is bright red with blood.

Am I died now?

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Stop using q-tips.

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Have you taken any temp V?

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It means that you’re ovulating

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A neighbor kid told me when i was six that if you’re bleeding out of your ear you die no matter what. RIP

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This. Have fun being dead.

RIP Dannica Huge!

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Have you been grappling recently? Sometimes my ears bleed after I grapple.

Maybe you had a zit in your ear?

Perhaps a fly laid eggs in your ear and there maggots in there. Or a botfly?

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ENT surgeons I worked with always said never put anything smaller than your pinky finger in your ear. Never.

Ear, nose, and tits?

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Put some tussin in it.

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Those surgeons had disgusting ears. I use 1 q-tip in each ear, with the deepness, after every shower, and I have yet to deafen or even injure myself.

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RIP Sweet prince.
You’ll be fine.

Every shower? Tard

Only half-downs. Maybe I should stop scratching my brain itch with q-tips while I’m ahead.

Are you vaccinated

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You’ll be fine.

Or not, either way I’m going to keep smoking pot and drinking beer tonight.

Fuck OP trying to ruin my evening with his bathroom drama.

PS. I hope you’re okay.

I broke my ear drum and was bleeding a little … that shit was rough.

Side note, Getting your ear drum repaired is absolutely horrible. Pray for death over any procedure that involves a needle in your ear canal.

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