Botched carjacking by "teen" girls leads to murder

I’d like to trade in my useless white privilege, which as far as I can tell only makes it okay for others to attack me, and I’d like some of that sweet, sweet black privilege.
I’d just like to have it for a week or so, so I can see what it is like to have everyone excuse my behaviour no matter what I do and of course all the freebies.


Yes, Everything is the lefts fault!! And the Jews! And Blacks! O and now the ASIANS!!! THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!