On my 19th birthday my buddy got me a shot of 87% vodka called Balkan. Not proof, actual content. I was fucken sick everywhere. I had to bribe the hostess because I felt bad she was gonna have to clean it up. Strongest liquor I ever had.
Same buddy, in Spain, I got into the room and he was fucking plastered, he’d purchased a selection box of different colours absinthe, chucked em all in a saucepan and was swigging from it like fucken Mr lahey.
I don’t know what the fuck goes through someone’s brain to make them want to mix absinthe in a saucepan and drink from it but his brain told him to.
I went to a party where a guy made Everclear Jungle juice. Normally, you mix the juice and Everclear and put fruit in it but this dude soaked the fruit in straight Everclear for a day THEN added the punch. I bit into a strawberry…that was fun…
Lol I kinda thought that we just came up with that finding something that would mix okay with the strong ass everclear. Apparently everyone else did too.
Yep. When I was in detox/rehab the vodka was the shit giving everyone withdrawals and taking out livers. Even the heroin addicts had it easier. At least they could eat their morning cereal without it falling off the spoon before it got to their mouth
Pour a weak mix into a tall glass.
Insert straw.
Drink rapidly through straw while constantly-consistently topping up drink with vodka; push yourself, dont stop, see how much you can straw drink. Watched a tall, skinny woman do an entire quart of vodka in one drink and didnt end well. Good luck OP.
