Breaking: Biden ends pandemic

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2021/03/11/fact-sheet-president-biden-to-announce-all-americans-to-be-eligible-for-vaccinations-by-may-1-puts-the-nation-on-a-path-to-get-closer-to-normal-by-july-4th/#:~:text=Make%20every%20adult%20in%20the,no%20later%20than%20May%201st.

Make every adult in the U.S. eligible for vaccination no later than May 1Today, in the next phase of our vaccination effort, the President will announce that he will direct states, Tribes, and territories to make all adults eligible for the COVID-19 vaccine no later than May 1st.  The White House COVID-19 Response Team has concluded that our accelerated vaccination efforts will enable prioritized vaccinations to be far enough along by end of April that all eligibility restrictions for vaccinations can be lifted by May 1st.

Biden did it.. Biden inherited a disaster and all the Trumptards cheered for Biden to fail.. but he did not. He succeeded where Trump failed BIGLY. 

Thank you, President Biden. 

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Nailed it. Biden solved everything.  How many kids does he sniff to celebrate?

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https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2021/03/11/fact-sheet-president-biden-to-announce-all-americans-to-be-eligible-for-vaccinations-by-may-1-puts-the-nation-on-a-path-to-get-closer-to-normal-by-july-4th/#:~:text=Make%20every%20adult%20in%20the,no%20later%20than%20May%201st.

Make every adult in the U.S. eligible for vaccination no later than May 1Today, in the next phase of our vaccination effort, the President will announce that he will direct states, Tribes, and territories to make all adults eligible for the COVID-19 vaccine no later than May 1st.  The White House COVID-19 Response Team has concluded that our accelerated vaccination efforts will enable prioritized vaccinations to be far enough along by end of April that all eligibility restrictions for vaccinations can be lifted by May 1st.

Biden did it.. Biden inherited a disaster and all the Trumptards cheered for Biden to fail.. but he did not. He succeeded where Trump failed BIGLY. 

Thank you, President Biden. 

So much gay in this post.

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Nailed it. Biden solved everything.  How many kids does he sniff to celebrate?

pedophobe!

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Cool story, Nytron. 

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What a goof lol. 

What a goof lol.

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He just made himself a meme reading that paper. 

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Hi Pumpkin Spice dipshit!

Hows your mom doing? Tell her I’ll see her when I see her

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microbiologynerd - 

Nailed it. Biden solved everything.  How many kids does he sniff to celebrate?

All of them

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Biden hasn’t done shit 

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Joe Bi-den is a son of a bitch! Sniffs boys all day to get rid of the itch 

https://youtu.be/bVm6VaEtrME

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Why’s she got to be hot and white??

The fucking bigotry

Are you talking about Trump's vaccines that Biden is supposed to pass out? 

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lol@ Biden making any calls.

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LoL…the country will be at herd immunity before May 1st

Good troll! Got more than a few bites!

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I said covid would vanish 3 months into Biden lol. It was hyped for a reason

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