Breaking News: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza

[Yossarian]

[IronHands]

I’m sure they’ll make a documentary about this. I wonder if Bruce Willis is available?

[UltimateKeyboardWarrior]

I read this as Nakatomi Pizza.

[Wrench]

Probably just a prank call

[Six_Demon_Bag]

[Mr_Spliff]

Does it sound like I’m ordering a fucking pizza?

[oranos]

Seems about right.

[Thebonfirexm]

I give you… The… F… B… I.

[Stache]

I don’t know what the fuck it means but you got some bad-ass perpetrators and they’re here to stay.

[oranos]

I hear theres a hit going on at Arasaka Tower too

[Hody]

Too bad they defunded the police; gonna be a while before they’re able to respond.

[CloudStrife]

[Tight.Anik]

[Wrench]