Breasts Exploding

As reported earlier, Mickie James was out of action this past week because one of her breast implants ruptured during a a recent match, thus explaining why she didn't wrestle on television.

It is believed that the rupture took place on September 5th since she worked the live event that night in St. Paul, but didn't the next night in Madison. In an update on the situation, James underwent a corrective procedure last weekend and is expected to be back in action relatively soon.

Ouch (presumably) and yuck.

Goddamit, and it wasn't even from an Awesome Kong Implant Buster!

She'll be dead in 2 months. RIP Mickie

damn i love that girl