Brock's Muscle and Sweat

Not only is Lesnar strong as an ox, he also sweats like a pig. This might make it tougher for Mir to submit him. Lesnar looks like he will come into the octagon sweating making it harder for Mir to lock onto him in the first round. Unlike most fighters who break serious sweats in later rounds, Lesnar, I think, has a big advantage in the first.

Thoughts?

BEEEEEEEEP

"An ox that sweats like a pig?"

An ox that sweats like a pig that kicks like a mule that mauls you like a silverback gorilla.

lol

He also shoots out slippery liquid from the tip of his "sword" tattoo.

Lesnar is an animal. I'm a big Mir fan but it will be a bitch to armbar a massive sweaty arm from the bottom and even harder to RNC a gorilla with no neck. I still hope Frank pulls it off!

"He also shoots out slippery liquid from the tip of his "sword" tattoo."

His MUSCULAR "sword" tattoo!

Pigs don't have sweat glands.

Ghey .... Very

"Pigs don't have sweat glands."

Yes they do, on the front of their noses.