Quincy?
What you should probably do is play it up..I mean we have lots of chicks who train here..Find the best looking one (which isnt easy, it's gunna take some sacrifice on your part) and be like "Man, this toe is killing me, can you take a look?" And every time they touch it be like "OH MY FUCKING GOD, WTF!!!"....Then when they apologize say.."It's ok, Im used to women hurting me"..Start crying, walk away and go sit in the corner with your head down...
Like putting pussy magnets in your pockets, IMHO!!!
TrainJudo - What you should probably do is play it up..I mean we have lots of chicks who train here..Find the best looking one (which isnt easy, it's gunna take some sacrifice on your part) and be like "Man, this toe is killing me, can you take a look?" And every time they touch it be like "OH MY FUCKING GOD, WTF!!!"....Then when they apologize say.."It's ok, Im used to women hurting me"..Start crying, walk away and go sit in the corner with your head down...
Like putting pussy magnets in your pockets, IMHO!!!
So whats your new screename going to be? You were going to change it and continue posting right? I could just imagine if you agreed to it then didn't post for 30 days just to get out of it. But thats silly your an honorable person who would never do such a thing, right?
Dude never came back on the thread...No show, no bet, imo...If he shows up..Ill honor the bet..
rofl
quincy's got some of that sweet white cure for ya to fix ya toes.
Mortician, quit paying it forward stud, you cant snap heads back if they all know...
pull on it, tape it up, stop your whining
i work in xray and night after night people come in to get their freakin toes xrays, i just wanna slap them and call them idiots but i obviously cant. toes are damn near impossible to actually break, easy to sprain and jam and whatnot tho. so 99.9% of the time they arnt broken. all you can really do it tape it up and hope for the best.
^LMAO @ Toe X-Rays....
I cant even fathom it..
I remember one time back in 9th grade, the wrestling team had a pool party and I decided I was greg louganis (BEFORE I knew he was gay, fagits) and I started bouncing on the diving board over and over before the half pike I was planning and I snapped my big toe at a 90 degree angle and fell in the pool like he did when he smacked his dome.....The coach calls my mom to take me to the doc and she comes and gets me...
Next thing I know she is pissed as a motherfucker and Im like "mom?" with deer eyes...Anyway, she goes off about "Fuck this bullshit, toughen up motherfucker, I aint paying no god damn doctor bill for this shit"..So she has me lay down on the couch, hands me a rag and says "bite down and cowboy the fuck up"...And she snapped that motherfucker right back, taped it to the other one and said "good as new" and went back to her tv show...
So, years later, one of the things I always say to my kids when they think they got it bad is...
"Stiffen you bottom lip, bite down and cowboy the fuck up"...
They dont understand, but one day they will....
PembrokePinesVillain - pull on it, tape it up, stop your whining
i work in xray and night after night people come in to get their freakin toes xrays, i just wanna slap them and call them idiots but i obviously cant. toes are damn near impossible to actually break, easy to sprain and jam and whatnot tho. so 99.9% of the time they arnt broken. all you can really do it tape it up and hope for the best.
Were not talking about what you do after watching horse porn. And nobody is whining. I actually put in more work in class just to make up for the fact I was losing out on some. I didn't ask advice on what I should do with a broken toe. I asked how can I continue training with a broke toe. Your pussy ass would be crying in the corner of your room asking your mommy to write you a note so you didn't have to train.
^ it's true..our classes are NO JOKE...David has been manning the fuck up..
That said, we have a gym pool going that he is gay..I bet against it, personally..But everyone else seeems to have me trumped. Its like 99.99% vs. me at this point...perhaps Im in denial.....Please dont committ any Romosexual acts bro..I need this money..
TrainJudo - ^ it's true..our classes are NO JOKE...David has been manning the fuck up..
That said, we have a gym pool going that he is gay..I bet against it, personally..But everyone else seeems to have me trumped. Its like 99.99% vs. me at this point...perhaps Im in denial.....Please dont committ any Romosexual acts bro..I need this money..
Can I get in on this pool? I mean seriously, whats gave it away? Was it when I asked Brian where he got his shorts?
This guy has trained now for a week and we get to read about his soreness,broken toes and everything else. He is calling people pussys. Another week of training he will be giving internet challenges.
lazybjj - This guy has trained now for a week and we get to read about his soreness,broken toes and everything else. He is calling people pussys. Another week of training he will be giving internet challenges.
You act as if I am complaining. Again you might want to re-read the purpose of the thread. There is a big difference between complaining about something and asking advice on what others have done when they had a similar injury. I never once complained about anything having to do with training. Nor will I ever. I was calling people pussies way before I ever even posted here.
"I was calling people pussies way before I ever posted on here" Whoa! Sorry there big guy. Dont go and use that whole week of training on me.
^Dont listen to this fag...One day on the mat with me and he'd be cursing the ground his brazilian fagit heros walk on...
Kick with the shin! ;)
Get well soon.
lazybjj - "I was calling people pussies way before I ever posted on here" Whoa! Sorry there big guy. Dont go and use that whole week of training on me.
Huh?
David@AccutestMi -lazybjj - "I was calling people pussies way before I ever posted on here" Whoa! Sorry there big guy. Dont go and use that whole week of training on me.
Huh?
Oh nothing. Will you please make more threads telling all about youre second week of training. Maybe this week you can ask about cauliflower ears and a sore neck.
lazybjj -David@AccutestMi -lazybjj - "I was calling people pussies way before I ever posted on here" Whoa! Sorry there big guy. Dont go and use that whole week of training on me.
Huh?
Oh nothing. Will you please make more threads telling all about youre second week of training. Maybe this week you can ask about cauliflower ears and a sore neck.
You must really have a hard-on for me. Not only do you complain about this thread but you keep returning and TTTing it. Thats great. Keep it up.