Build Me A Game Plan For Nick Ring

Okay, so we've already covered:

  • Don't let him take your back.
  • He's a power bottom, so stay off of him
  • Try to disengage his jaw, he has soft, powerful lips
  • Do NOT under any circumstances let him get wrist control. You will not like what he does using your wrists.
What else, gays. Sorry, I meant guys.


Attack the horn, unicorns hate that. Be wary of the hooves on the way in. Phone Post

Whole bunch of assholes in this thread.

Nick is pretty well rounded, keep up the pace and his cardio should falter Phone Post

Don't get in his guard, that's exactly where he wants you. Phone Post

thedirtyburger - 

Whole bunch of assholes in this thread.

Nick is pretty well rounded, keep up the pace and his cardio should falter Phone Post


We have feelings you know...

thedirtyburger - 

Whole bunch of assholes in this thread.

Nick is pretty well rounded, keep up the pace and his cardio should falter Phone Post



That's the problem: He's bored with how well-rounded his body is and wants to compare curves with Camozzi.



Chris, listen to me, do not let him get low. You might think he's going for a double leg, but that's not what he's aiming for.

Lmao in Phone Post

Grease Phone Post

Punch him in the face a lot. If for some reason he starts punching u back more than u are punching him, kiss him on the lips. It will confuse him and probably throw his strategy off momentarily. Seize the moment and find the KO. Game over. Phone Post

who has the "oh no you didn't" Nick Ring gif? That was gold

ShanTheMan - who has the "oh no you didn't" Nick Ring gif? That was gold

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thrown spinning shit...until you KO him or vomit all over the octagon from dizziness and nausea. Phone Post

Turtle, he will naturally be drawn to center his torso behind yours, grasping your hips. This will all happen quickly as a matter of muscle memory so listen to me. As soon as he inches forward, I want you to back into him like a 155 pound dump truck, your hips driving your clenched buttocks into his exposed liver. You have a three second window before he closes the distance, sucks up the space and he's on you so make that thrust count. Phone Post

Start yelling "Kick me in the Jimmy!" over and over, he will become confused and forfeit the fight.

DogtownKai - Wear a speedo or very small shorts. Ring will be too distracted.

I can't see join dates, but I assume you are new here or either changed your screen name in honor of the crazy homeless man known only as "Kai"













Bravo Phone Post

Doc T - 
DogtownKai - Wear a speedo or very small shorts. Ring will be too distracted.

I can't see join dates, but I assume you are new here or either changed your screen name in honor of the crazy homeless man known only as "Kai"













Bravo Phone Post


This man it better than the homeless dude with the golden voice! This guy has a golden hatchet that he uses to fight crime! And he manages to do so whilst stoned as an Arab feminist.

HexRei -
Chomas -  I wouldnt go into the fight stiff or hell take advantage of you Phone Post

agreed. don't go too hard. he can explode early on opponents and finish then and there

Right.
He wants to make guys submit to him, to control their bodies and heads... he's good at finishing guys off, as such. Phone Post

MMA Architect - 
HexRei -
Chomas -  I wouldnt go into the fight stiff or hell take advantage of you Phone Post

agreed. don't go too hard. he can explode early on opponents and finish then and there

Right.
He wants to make guys submit to him, to control their bodies and heads... he's good at finishing guys off, as such. Phone Post


Also, make sure you are loose for the fight. If you are too tight, you might tare something.

I can't think of any witty semi homo-erotic thing to suggest at the moment.

But seriously the use "Brazilian kick". Set it up with giving a few hard leg kicks first here and there. The first part of the kick makes it look as you are going for another low kick (that he will be checking by that point) at that point most times the lead hand will drop and that is when the motion of the kick can be deadly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cNUkGhV2q4

bad ass kyokushin technique.

Oh shit, I forgot about this fight.

If you want a tour of Montreal, let me know!

 

 

As for Nick Ring, his gas tank runs out every fight around the half way mark of the second. If yours is good, take him deep.