Build your OG burger and name it

Let's pretend Kirik opened a hamburger joint. On the walls he puts up those big white boards with all the custom burger names inspired by celebrities and locals. How is your burger constructed? What type of bun? Do you go with a traditional patty or something different, maybe turkey? 

 

As for the name, what will you go with to represent who you are, and were in this world once you've passed? Long after you've gone and your last friend or relative has said your name for the final time, your burger name will be whispered in line amongst friends. In that very moment, through the power of an unknown God you'll be given a minute, a minute to be used to return to the world of the living.

 

 

 

Don't let them forget you.

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Brisket short rib and lamb fat. Bacon, grilled onions and muenster jalapeno on a brioche bun.

Grilled over mesquite wood, 3 fries maximum per order and a keystone comes with the combo.

The Richard Ramirez cause it'll kill you and he was a fan of ACDC

(Edit) I'd like to add Daves insanity mayo. I mix half a cup or so of mayo and a few dabs of Dave's insanity sauce.

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I'd go with a sirloin patty on a sesame bun with Swiss cheese. Light romaine and heirloom tomatoes with sauteed onions and mushrooms. Light mayo and a bit of salt and pepper sprinkled throughout. 

 

 

 

I'd call it, The Brother. 

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NiteProwleR -

Brisket short rib and lamb fat. Bacon, grilled onions and muenster jalapeno on a brioche bun.


Grilled over mesquite wood, 3 fries maximum per order and a keystone comes with the combo.


The Richard Ramirez cause it'll kill you and he was a fan of ACDC

Sn chefks out!

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Clamburger

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Brioche bun

Short rib

Pepper jack 

Kimchi 

Sriracha mayo 

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ABCTT_SENNIN -

Brioche bun


Short rib


Pepper jack 


Kimchi 


Sriracha mayo 

What's it called SENNIN? 

bullybull -
ABCTT_SENNIN -

Brioche bun


Short rib


Pepper jack 


Kimchi 


Sriracha mayo 

What's it called SENNIN? 

I dunno, I suck at naming stuff. 

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ABCTT_SENNIN -
bullybull -
ABCTT_SENNIN -

Brioche bun


Short rib


Pepper jack 


Kimchi 


Sriracha mayo 

What's it called SENNIN? 

I dunno, I suck at naming stuff. 

El JardíN

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bullybull -
ABCTT_SENNIN -
bullybull -
ABCTT_SENNIN -

Brioche bun


Short rib


Pepper jack 


Kimchi 


Sriracha mayo 

What's it called SENNIN? 

I dunno, I suck at naming stuff. 

El JardíN

I like it. Feels like it would need more veggies though

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It's on a sour dough buttered bread. A 1/2 lb of marinated light colored sausage. 7-7.25" long. Smothered in pounded roast beef. Fumunda cheese squirted across a mess of blue cheese. Chunky tomato sauce with clam juice spilling over the plate.

 

 

Its called The Nooner.

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JThomasufc91 -

It's on a sour dough buttered bread. A 1/2 lb of marinated light colored sausage. 7-7.25" long. Smothered in pounded roast beef. Fumunda cheese squirted across a mess of blue cheese. Chunky tomato sauce with clam juice spilling over the plate.


 


 


Its called The Nooner.

That sounds like the plot of a porno

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ABCTT_SENNIN -
bullybull -
ABCTT_SENNIN -
bullybull -
ABCTT_SENNIN -

Brioche bun


Short rib


Pepper jack 


Kimchi 


Sriracha mayo 

What's it called SENNIN? 

I dunno, I suck at naming stuff. 

El JardíN

I like it. Feels like it would need more veggies though

That's part of the conversation that buys you another minute in paradise. Someone will ask what that means and when they hear it's the garden burger in Spanish they'll have to know more about El JardíN. 

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Mine would be full of faggot sauce and I’ll call it the OP. 

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My burger consists of at least 3 weeners enveloped in all beef buns slathered in handpulled mayonnaise. 

I call it "The Underground" 

 

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JThomasufc91 -

It's on a sour dough buttered bread. A 1/2 lb of marinated light colored sausage. 7-7.25" long. Smothered in pounded roast beef. Fumunda cheese squirted across a mess of blue cheese. Chunky tomato sauce with clam juice spilling over the plate.

 

 

Its called The Nooner.

Kirik doesn't allow nipples on the open forum. 

Slap Johnson -
JThomasufc91 -

It's on a sour dough buttered bread. A 1/2 lb of marinated light colored sausage. 7-7.25" long. Smothered in pounded roast beef. Fumunda cheese squirted across a mess of blue cheese. Chunky tomato sauce with clam juice spilling over the plate.


 


 


Its called The Nooner.

That sounds like the plot of a porno

Mods please change name of my burger to OPs Mom.


 


 


 


Thanks

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Sesame wheat bun(butter toasted)

1//2lb Templeton Farms ground beef

chipotle & cayenne spiced guacamole 

mayo

butter lettuce

arugula

carmolized red onions

slices of heirloom tomato 

ketsup or mustard at discretion 

 

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ribz -

Mine would be full of faggot sauce and I’ll call it the OP. 

Exactly, nice way of turning a burger thread into another sappy long-winded excuse to discuss remembrance and legacy. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if OP creates this type of thread to deal with his hope to die drug addiction and fear of being forgotten. 

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bullybull -
JThomasufc91 -

It's on a sour dough buttered bread. A 1/2 lb of marinated light colored sausage. 7-7.25" long. Smothered in pounded roast beef. Fumunda cheese squirted across a mess of blue cheese. Chunky tomato sauce with clam juice spilling over the plate.

 

 

Its called The Nooner.

Kirik doesn't allow nipples on the open forum. 

I know. I bought NH a blue. She posts a nip pic and BAM. I'm banned from the thread. Kinda sad. :(:(:(

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