Bum gun

So, you think you can clean your ass?
You think your fold/scrunch, front 2 back plus wet wipe and a little baby powder is best?

Allow me to introduce the Vietnamese bum gun....


Here's a wee video of me with the mother of all bum guns:


I need a bum gun.

I have one in my house. I don't understand how they haven't caught on. Definitely preferable to paper only or even baby wipes. The only thing that's better is a full on shower.