Bum gun

So, you think you can clean your ass?
You think your fold/scrunch, front 2 back plus wet wipe and a little baby powder is best?

Allow me to introduce the Vietnamese bum gun....

https://www.google.com.vn/search?q=vietnamese+bum+gun&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiikoXU-bvTAhXGso8KHYIwCx8Q_AUILCgB&biw=360&bih=512#imgrc=NCz5LWtD735IPM:

Here's a wee video of me with the mother of all bum guns:

https://goo.gl/photos/Y4nUejw6BjHrTAZs8

I need a bum gun.

I have one in my house. I don't understand how they haven't caught on. Definitely preferable to paper only or even baby wipes. The only thing that's better is a full on shower.