Ghost of Retard -
I'm 205. I'm long, and I'm strong.. And I'm down to get the friction on.... and my name was bones why you where just a Tad pole in your daddys nutsack People might say I have no chance.. But You know what they say... If you have a boner you have a chance.
Whatever. I heard you were cutting weight to grapple Breezah.
Jon Jones hates meatloaf and how much are 100 chicken wings?! Secure thine carpet, my COD, your pizza Kkm.
As an amateur nutritionist i recommend you adhere to a strict diet of new york steaks and 3 penis wine. Jones won't know what hit him.
Hey, Rio here, looking for Jon Jones. Come on Greg Jackson, kid is LHW Champion and has fought nobody yet! Figured UG would be the best place to reach him because I know he will get it confused with Ultra Greg. Jon Jones on the cover of a Nike T-Shirt....shakes head and puts T-Shirt in dryer with heat cranked high yeah, shrink that bitch up
im not gonna believe this until i see some retardgifs for confirmation.
KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS! DOWN WITH JON JONES!
Any man who pitches with Sir Mixalot has my unwavering support!
any word from DANA
kirik, jason, or other powerful diety-like mod on this site should reach out to the ufc, zuffa, dana, joe silva, etc to get this to happen.
now that i know jj wont accept any opponent on 7 days notice, i, too, am calling him out!
i thought we were getting TardouT shirts made? wtf?
X_Rated
August 24, 2012, 10:06am
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Have you seen Retard's leg kicks? Seriously they are about as nasty as they come. He migh also bang jones in a burger king bathroom after the event no homo.
Pretjah
August 24, 2012, 10:08am
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someone please reach out to DANA and the UFC
this could be the best no holds barred fight in the history of the sport.
Why is this not front-page news?
The fight should be held in a Burger King bathroom. Definetly home field advantage for Retard
My karate will be the kryptonite to Jon Jones..
My Leg kicks will turn his legs to mush.