Came home to a dead doe in my yard. WTF

I came home from running errands and noticed that a dead doe is in my yard. Its hindquarters is black and thick with flies eating its ass. Must have happened overnight. When the wind shifts it stinks up my backyard. Lawn was mowed Friday during the day it it looks fucking insane.

No animal control until Monday, they will come get it allegedly.

Backstraps, homie

Dig in

Dat dead doe, doe

Better a dead doe than a dead hoe

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Replace the dead doe with a dead hoe and when animal control shows up monday fIlm their reaction.

find a hole and fuck it

Pack it with some tannerite and blow it to smithereens. I've seen it done on whales and it works like a charm! No sign of it even being there. 

Uhm... Pics dude WTF

TFK_UGCTT_Sk1tzO420 -

Pack it with some tannerite and blow it to smithereens. I've seen it done on whales and it works like a charm! No sign of it even being there. 

It also makes it smell like fresh BBQ. Two birds one explosion. 

Haul it off and dump it in the country at the side of the road

Bam57Bam - 

Uhm... Pics dude WTF


It is covered with flies, like a haunting plague level amount.

Barbasol - it aint going in my suv, way too disgusting

OldSchoolMike - 
Bam57Bam - 

Uhm... Pics dude WTF


It is covered with flies, like a haunting plague level amount.

Barbasol - it aint going in my suv, way too disgusting



YOU HAD ME AT "IT". PICS PLZ

And let that be a lesson to you!