Can Anyone Translate? Post Fight Press Conference.


What the hell is going on?


Etc. etc.

I can hear about the first three words that Dana says that's it for every statement.

I will translate the words I got so far...

Dana, Dana...

More as I catch them!

Someone in the Youtube comments said Dana said AJ's cut.

Most likely a troll but it seems like the only news to come out of the presser.


 UFC 142 bonuses: Barboza, Etim and Palhares earn $65K awards

Wow, Barboza raking it in. No wonder he had a big smile on his face.

I sure hope so.

RIO DE JANEIRO – Edson Barboza, Rousimar Palhares and Terry Etim each earned $65,000 fight-night bonuses for their performances at Saturday's UFC 142 event. Barboza, in fact, got two of them worth $130,000 total.

Barboza earned the night's "Knockout of the Night" award, Palhares picked up the "Submission of the Night" bonus, and Barboza and Etim earned "Fight of the Night" honors. ( learned of the bonus winners and award amounts at UFC 142's post-fight press conference.

UFC 142 took place at HSBC Arena in Rio de Janeiro. The night's main card aired on pay-per-view, and portions of the preliminary card streamed on Facebook and aired on FX.

Lightweights Barboza and Etim kicked off the night's PPV main card. Etim came out strong and unloaded some heavy blows early, but Barboza soon slowed him with crushing leg kicks and a solid sprawl. Then, midway through the final round, Barboza ended the fight with a spinning wheel kick – the first in UFC history, according to UFC broadcast Joe Rogan – to earn the knockout win.

Palhares, meanwhile, went with what he does best: lower-body submissions. After scoring an early fight takedown, he secured middleweight Mike Massenzio's leg, torqued the heel hook, and forced a tap-out just 63 seconds into the fight. It was his sixth career win via the submission method.

I personally thought the Facebook fight was the Fight of the Night. But my vote counts for shit!