Can someone send me 40$ worth of bitcoin?

Can someone loan me 40$ worth of bitcoin until Wednesday? It's so I can play poker online. I've tried to cash in free rolls and it's doing my tits in now. I've been trying for 4 days....I'm going to buy some 'local bitcoins' on Wednesday though if I don't cash by then. Thanks!

ffs wrong forum. My mother was right, I am retarded.

Can someone move this to the OG and I'd like to add I'll give you 60$ worth back or $80 if I make bank quickly.

You are so bad at internetting that I’m not going to send you and of my bitcoin, you would probably just misplace it and it’d be for naught.  

Nothing is free sweetheart.
I got Bitcoin...
What you willing to do for it???
Slut.