I mean there is a perfectly manly sport for older gents called POOL aka Billiards!
Respectable, cool, laid back.
But you dingos would rather walk around a hot ass golf course in your dockers bragging like fools about the scores you got last week.
You’re all over social media too! Oh look at me I played a par 80 or whatever the fuck your terminology is. I sank the birdie in the whistle pit.
Nobody cares dude! Except you and your “friends” one of which is banging your wife but claims to be late to the golf get together!
For you dingos not yet claimed by the sport of Golf, please pick up something more manly - Raquetball, Jai Alai, Dog Races or Poker or Pool or Bowling or something that your dad used to play in cigar and cognac filled rooms back in 1970.
Some of them belong to country/golf clubs and play multiple times a week type guys
Always inviting me to play at their clubs and hangout. From what they all tell me, it is heavy boozing. Every charity event, members only events, parties, galas, etc. are all booze fests
They have apps so you could have booze carted to you at whatever hole youre at
1 club around here had this notorious annual Headless Horseman tournament (located in Sleepy Hollow, NY) that was pure deabuchery for decades until someone’s wife got word of it and ruined the whole thing, outing the guys to their wives and the members lol
This thread reminds me the time I smashed a drive easily 330 right down the middle of the fairway. The ball screamed through the air right into the eye socket of a coyote, killing it instantly. Was really fucking annoying because I had to use the blunt edge of a 3 iron on the back of the coyote’s head to get my ball out, and I suck with my 3 iron.