Can you get a SUCCESSFUL WOMAN if you are not?

Is it possible to land woman with a very high profile career if you yourself work a loser job and don't make serious bank? I've matched with a lot of well educated successful women on tinder. When they ask me what I do for a living I feel like crawling into a ball in a corner and dying. I matched with a Chiropractor and we've been texting a bit. She just asked what I do for a living. I can't be honest so I'm trying to come up with a good lie

If you have to ask, then no.

Jizz mopper is not that bad of a job man.

This girl is 30 years old and a Chiropractor how the hell can I ever live up to that? I hooked up with an older woman last weekend. She told me if I had put down my profession in the profile she would of swiped left. Luckily it was purely a hookup so at least I got to have sex with her. But she pretty much crushed the last shred of self esteem I had with what she said

lol @ how can I ever live up to dating a Chiropractor

You absolutely can. When I used to work doors at a bar, I got with a few high profile women. One was a defense lawyer, one was a higher up at eBay, and one was a pretty successful accountant that owned her own company. These women respond to confidence. However, I was meeting these women face to face. Being on tinder, they're more likely to just scroll past without giving you a chance.

Yeah this is the type of thing that makes me want to just give up and jump in front of a train. I'm old now and can't press rewind and go back 20 yeas and make something of myself. It's too late now 

Women marry UP, not down.

Usually these marriages always break down.

hubris - Women marry UP, not down.

Usually these marriages always break down.

Why is that? My aunt is very successful and she's married to an insurance salesman who hasn't worked in 20 years. They are still together 

unoiwantsomkolad -

Yeah this is the type of thing that makes me want to just give up and jump in front of a train. I'm old now and can't press rewind and go back 20 yeas and make something of myself. It's too late now 

We need the cliffs on this life you keep complaining about. Missing leg or something?

Flat billed hat, sagging jeans, and Shitty tattoos make successful girls wet. Throw in some kids you don't take care of and nurses/ pt's/ whatevers will be gushing like Old Faithful

Co3 -
unoiwantsomkolad -

Yeah this is the type of thing that makes me want to just give up and jump in front of a train. I'm old now and can't press rewind and go back 20 yeas and make something of myself. It's too late now 

We need the cliffs on this life you keep complaining about. Missing leg or something?

No I'm 37 and I work as a delivery driver. I have only 1 year of college completed. I pissed away my youth partying and being lazy. In my mind this is the equivalent to missing a leg or having a sever facial deformity 

What is your job 

What job do you have OP?

unoiwantsomkolad - This girl is 30 years old and a Chiropractor how the hell can I ever live up to that? I hooked up with an older woman last weekend. She told me if I had put down my profession in the profile she would of swiped left. Luckily it was purely a hookup so at least I got to have sex with her. But she pretty much crushed the last shred of self esteem I had with what she said
Fuck her in the ass while telling her that her profession is the taco bell of the Healthcare field.

Because just jazz up the title and you're golden. It's not like she's gonna visit you at work anytime soon so have fun with it. Obviously the job title should correlate on some level to what you do. Hell on my linkedin I have 'bar manager' when I was a waiter that sometimes helped the bar manager. I worked as a machine operator while at Uni and put the title as production line specialist or some shit. Etc. Etc. 

OK, delivery driver = logistics and distribution coordinator. You're welcome.

One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to reject yourself before you even give the woman a chance to say yes or no. Just be honest about yourself and talk to a good number of women, don't fixate on just one. Definitely keep talking with the chiropractor and ask her out if you want to.  Successful women can't always find more successful men to date, so some of them will have to be flexible or die alone. Don't listen to the blanket statements about dating on the OG.  Many people here do not understand the difference between saying, "on average, women marry up not down" and "ALL women marry up not down." This error is rampant in pronouncements about dating and relationships. Kind of like thinking "I lift weights so I should win every fight against anyone less jacked than I am." Plus, who cares about marriage at this point? 

I just lied and told her I am a software engineer. I panicked. I know jack shit about software engineering. i just thought it sounded good :(

I work for an investment bank but would lie to throw off gold diggers or just say something silly.

"I live off the fat of the land"

"I was an origami teacher but gave it up - too much paperwork"

"baker"

"I'd have to kill you"

 

Girls don't want straight answers, they want an entertaining, challenging clown.