Can You Piss And Not Fart ?

I'm starting to give up on this mission

Can you shot and not piss?


THAT is mastery, my fren Phone Post 3.0

Yes, in the shower Phone Post 3.0

The golden flow comes
A triumphant companion
Sound the butt trumpet

In the morning, that's the best feeling. It's even more satisfying if you're able to go back to bed afterward.

But no, I haven't tried pissing without farting but now I'm gonna try. But not int the morning. That combination is just too potent to deny myself the satisfaction. Phone Post 3.0

Ghost of Corvelay - The golden flow comes
A triumphant companion
Sound the butt trumpet
Lmao! Phone Post 3.0

Lotta loose bootyholes in the og. Phone Post 3.0

I farted. Phone Post 3.0

I don't think I EVER fart when I piss.

I try not to do it mid-flow because I feel like I'll shit my pants, as soon as I start pushing the stream out I can feel some thunder brewing for sure. Phone Post 3.0