Drunken girl calls guy after getting home
I love drunk women 
see violence against wiminz thread.
now you know what to check. thank you
If I answered the phone, I would have Ryan for her. Went over to her place and pound like a ham sandwich.
Then left like a Ninja.
A ninja with pics on his camera phone.
what makes that funny is it's not an untroof.
What's funny is I was drunk when I wrote that!
what's sad, is i'm never drunk when i write my stuff. :(
I work at EBAY, E-B-A-Y, EBAY....
I work at Jamba Juice, J, as in, J, oh shoot, J as in Juice, Hahaha. U as in eUince? lol, i as i. ......
That girl needs to get fucked and badly. Or stop drinking. Maybe accept the fact that whoever this Ryan guy is, he does not like her since she would drop panties over him and he left quickly.
She though he left in a hurry because he had the shits and she said it's ok, she gets it too. Hahahaha!!
I'd only hit that if I was off island somewhere and was using a fake name.
Bitches be crazy!