"Hey Fedor, is that a horse under your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
A.O "i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
Fedor "huh?"
A.O "im not talking to you"
Only one man stands between Reem and a mild bloating.
Didn't your mother teach you not to play with your food?
How taste my pee pee? 
Reem to horse: "I can't quit you..."
Reem: Mmm. Dinner AND a Dessert.
some good ones so far..
News Paper headline the next morning "Fedor Emelianenko and Horse brutally ass raped after coming across MMA fighter Alistair Overeem"
"So is THIS where you've been?"
"Years ago we hardly had any horses. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated."
I'll eat you and the horse you rode in on!
or
Gimme back my lunch!
'soo...you gonna eat that?'
"I'll eat you and your horse!"
Fedor: F*cking Horses, how do they work?
Old Russian proverb: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make UFC co-promote with M-1....
epwar - "It's a trap!"
This actually works perfect haha.
I'm on a horse.
ill eat you, my ruskie, and your tasty horse too!
"Practicing your triangle defence I see!"