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http://paratime.ca/v_and_v/pics/jeffdee/halflings_fighter_white.jpg

"see this hand? this is the hand that fisted Shelob."

"seriously... your girlfriend took all 4 fingers!"

"Hey OMA...What did the 5 fingers say to the face...SLAP!!!!!"

"....it large ...but it ain't too damn bookoo....