Don't get jiggy wit Da grass.....
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“The universe is amazing, meanwhile here’s my John Danaher impression”
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“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention!”
Watch out... we got a badass Bushkill Blade over here.
“Fuck Alto! I’m scientist damnit, I can make my own blade. Suck on that Alto!!!”
"I have this knife and my penis; one of them is going inside you"
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Welcome to erf!
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You think this thumb is weird, have you seen that lazy fuck from Detroit s?
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say nigger knife one more time bitch
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"Say Pluto's a planet one more time. I dare you, I double dog dare you"
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I’ll fuck you til you love science, bitch!
‘this blade is also made of starstuff’
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Suck my nuts robinhood
“Lets not turn this lesson on mammalian reproduction into a vivisection!”
‘People don’t think Science be like it is, but it do.’
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When you're Neil degrasse Tyson, even your poop knife is a Benchmade
Could you sharpen this for me, good sir? I've got a nutsack to shave later.
Ah excuse me brutha.
OblongBox -say nigger knife one more time bitch
I said necker, man. Chill the fuck out, dude, I said necker, I swear to god!
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