Carano Speaks

Lol

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Donā€™t get me wrong. Iā€™d let current gina ride my face for hours on end.

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Savory and hearty, yet sweet. Pungent and unmistakable

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You might drown in ass sweat. I hope you like the smell of cool ranch Doritos

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With a side of hash browns?

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No, 2 more bacon egg and cheese for the ride home

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OJ to wash it down?

Large oj with 7 creams

I can smell it right now. Makes me want to sing this.

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She makes them put Big Mac sauce on it. And some on the side for dipping

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Youā€™re making her horny

Doesnā€™t work if you eat them all at once. :man_shrugging:t3:

fat painting GIF by Kiszkiloszki

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ah itā€™s like me announcing i might do something athletic. dont mean that unkindly as she and i are at similar levels of porkiness after a lifetime of very serious training. iā€™ve got a lot of time for her, despite her ridiculous and highly foolish political beliefs. we just have so much in common and, what with everything going on, i think now is a good time for her to consider moving to London.

ā€œI just was kind of not headed in a good direction in my life and I walked into a gym, and a Thai man called me fat. So I was like, shoot. "

Whereā€™s Thai man when she needs him!?

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why didnā€™t she immediately tell him to go fuck himself anyway. if someone called me fat, Iā€™d hardly feel inclined to hand them money. iā€™d hand them the opposite of money: their own thoroughly whipped ass, on a platter. motherfucker!

She looks like Kelly Clarkson.

Sheā€™s not there yet. But soon

She has a legit weight problem, how about solving that first lady? Jesus!