It’s not so bad
I went because I found the only 2 honest cops in Mexico. Walking over the bridge with a cup of ice from a club by the beer stands in that little square right over the border. They said it was an open container. I offered them each a 20 to fuck off. They took me to jail. My fine was about $22
Made no sense to me
Don’t know what you are referring to 
But it’s time you visit Thailand, and hammer out some new “girls”.
Did they cuff you to another inmate? My buddies always got cuffed to another random person in there.
Surprisingly I was the only one there. Went to a station to get booked, then they drove me to some jail. It was a big open room with a concrete bench that went around the walls
When I got out I threw up on one of their cop cars in the parking lot