Cerrone wants to KO Paul Kelly

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"The guy I'm fighting is not much of a kickboxer, he's more of a stand-up boxer, so I think I'll be able to keep him at bay with my distance if I use my kicks effectively so really I don't have to step back and gameplan anything differently for this guy, just go in there and hopefully he wants to brawl. I don't even know who Paul Kelly is to be honest with you, they just sent me some tape on him... as far as throwing down I know the dude brings it, comes straight forward every time and that's the kind of fighter I like to fight. A knockout would be good [for my] UFC debut."


transcribed courtesty of MMAMania...


original video available here...


 

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brokeback mountain is getting bingo'd WAR KELLY Phone Post

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 well if he has the uk chin, its an easy night for cerrone

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LOL at Cerrone thinking he can KO Kelly. Kelly is taking him down and breaking his face.

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ranier wolfcastle -  well if he has the uk chin, its an easy night for cerrone



Get the fuck out of here with this shit. Two bad KOs in how many high profile fights now for UK fighters? You talk a lot of nonsense.

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explodingboy - LOL at Cerrone thinking he can KO Kelly. Kelly is taking him down and breaking his face.


 SN  Bet?

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 I'll take either one of you.  Cowboy owns this one...easily!

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I think i have a bet with Herring for this fight, IF I can't find a bet for Bisping v Rivera. Which is a shame because i would love to bet you as you are obviously a far bigger twat than him. Although he is also a twat.

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GodSaveTheQueen - 
ranier wolfcastle -  well if he has the uk chin, its an easy night for cerrone



 YANK JAW IN ACTION!





Beautiful. Cerrone can talk about his length all he wants but as we can see from this gif, length doesn't mean shit against UK striking. If you still don't believe me, just ask Dustin Hazelett.

 

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explodingboy - 
ranier wolfcastle -  well if he has the uk chin, its an easy night for cerrone

Get the fuck out of here with this shit. Two bad KOs in how many high profile fights now for UK fighters? You talk a lot of nonsense.


Obviously math isn't a strong suit for you folks in the UK.

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Kelly's gonna do the same thing with Cerrone that every striker does... Get caught hard in his clinch maybe even rock him once and pooped in the dome multiple times by Donald. If it goes to the ground, Kelly isn't remotely good enough to survive cowboys gaurd. Phone Post

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Popped* my bad, or pooped whatever... Phone Post

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GodSaveTheQueen - Brokeback is getting bingo'd. Kelly's gonna nick his telly.


Please change your screen name to "God Save the English Language."

In your defense, I would talk like a punch-drunk illiterate homeless person too if every slight breeze put me in serious risk at unconciousness.

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This guy couldn't finish Roli Delgado! Dennis Siver destroyed him. Volkmann humped him to death. Couldn't finish Troy Mandaloniz, a TUF washout. And now he's going to do what to Cerrone? He will be lucky to leave the octagon awake.

Cerrone is going to rape the poor lad, Kelly stretched out and snoring by brutal KO

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GodSaveTheQueen - Brokeback is getting bingo'd. Kelly's gonna nick his telly.



 What about you Nancy?  You scared? 30 days?

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I think Cerrone ought to win, but it'll be a fun fight either way Phone Post

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explodingboy - I think i have a bet with Herring for this fight, IF I can't find a bet for Bisping v Rivera. Which is a shame because i would love to bet you as you are obviously a far bigger twat than him. Although he is also a twat.


 I should hope so as I WAS voted UG Twat of the year in the UK Troll Team awards!

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 I already tried to get UKTT to take a bet for Stout/Kelly, none of them seemed interested so i doubt youll get anyone to take him over Cerrone. 

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Paul Kellys loss is inevitable; however, on the flip side he has a bright future ahead of him as a cable "Telly" installer.

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GodSaveTheQueen - Cerrone is getting sent back to the WEC where the competition is easier.


Kelly is getting sent back to Cage Rage where the competition is easier.