"Ariel, I lost because I didn't want to beat Anderson's ass, and stir up those crazy Brazilians. Give me that fight in Vegas and see what happens."
Word.for.Word.
Ummm no, I would be extremely disappointed if Chael said something this unfunny! 
Lookbehindyou - Ummm no, I would be extremely disappointed if Chael said something this unfunny!
you must be disapointed everytime he speaks then.
If he actually loses again, he will have been submitted or finished, so I don't think there will be any excuses
It's hard to see Silva winning a decision
he wont be able to make an excuse till they remove the wire from his jaw 8 weeks later
The excuse seems obvious- The fight is in Brazil. Cutting weight, food, the atmosphere. You name any scenario different in Brazil and Chael will use it regardless of what happens.
If he loses, he'll go on as if he didn't.
'Lost? What fight were you watching?'
Chris Power - If he loses, he'll go on as if he didn't.
'Lost? What fight were you watching?'
That's good. Highly likely.