Well… not really. In fact that’s what the NRA stands for “Not really Altofsky”
Don’t be jealous fellas!
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Not good-natured
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I like knives because I can cut burlap into the proper size and shape to make a burlap sack.
That knife got a good edge on it?
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dammit that’s awesome. immediately jealous.
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My burlap cutting knife actually has burlap handle scales.
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Have already put it to use a few times!
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It’s your finest work yet I must say…
Show us a pic man!
How does it work on Human skin? Asking for a friend.
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Pepperidge farm remembers
Edit: it’s been over year since I’ve cut someone (or myself) with an Alto knife so I can’t comment. But i do remember fanboy cutting his thumb off.
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Did you you neuter yourself with it?
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Can you make one that fits your head ?
I’ll PM yeah, I might need one of the folders… after the other thing is done of course…
What did you get? Let’s see some pics!
I like how Alto includes a single pubic hair with each purchase.
You just don’t get that kind of service most places anymore.
Is there a certificate of authenticity with that?