Ok guys, been missing in action down in Brazil for about 10 days now and just got back to a computer today.. So what have I missed on the HG? Man it is hell with no way to read the HG peeps down here! Just to get even I´ve been eating my fair share of Acai for FCTV!! lol
How this story, stay up until 1 am to watch UFC live on ppv.. get all the way till St P. vs Matt H fight and the show just stops, (I figure they were all pissed cause Wand lost) so there I am at 3 am and no one to call to find out who won or anything? classic Brazil for ya!! I mean like I´m gonna call the cable company and argue with them? lol
bro, i passed out b4 that fight started. apparently, peeps tried a couple of times unsuccessfully to wake me during the fight. it was a bad night for me watching ufc.
I ran into one a few years back at the beach. Not going to name him, but I'll tell you that he is a bb.
Anyway, I'm not one who usually checks out another guy's package...or am I? But this dude looked like he had a fricken pot roast in his speedos. That thing was so huge, he was at Ala Moana, but his cock needed a whole different area code. His body was tanned, but his feet remained white for they had been in the fricken shade all day long.
Fuk man, I've respected the dude immensely ever since. For some reason he doesn't return any of my calls and gets freaked out whenever I park my car outside of his house and watch him for hours.
Thanks Ross. You don't have to keep your affection for me a secret. I saw you looking at me in my speedos. I'm ok, but I play for the other team my friend. I'm hetero through and through. I appreciate the nice comments about my pot roast. The ladies tell me I am hung like a black rhino or a baby's arm holding an apple. I don't like to brag.
I tried not to look, honest. But the damn thing is so huge. In fact, I wasn't looking at it, IT was looking at me.
No wonder all of your ex-girlfriends always had that limp. It must have been a Samoan baby's arm holding an apple. Thanks to you, plastic surgeons have invented the pussy-tuck procedure.