checking in at home..

Ok guys, been missing in action down in Brazil for about 10 days now and just got back to a computer today.. So what have I missed on the HG? Man it is hell with no way to read the HG peeps down here! Just to get even I´ve been eating my fair share of Acai for FCTV!! lol

*hope everybody had a great and safe New years!

 

*aloha, JJD

hmmnnn???? 10 days of history on the hg?

-sas 1 and 2 have revealed more secrets into why getting a blue name matters.

-micros have gone on a stabbing and killing rampage

-mr k. vs everybody else re: uh

-ufc, yarenoka, k1, uh/georgia fiasco

-freitas getting real fat in nyc teasing us w/ pics of food and chinese massages

-me hungover to the point i'm on the wagon forever.

-more and more posters and LURKERS

damn sounds like I´ve missed way to much!! They need better internet in this country!

 

*goes to tapout to see SAS 1 and 2!!

How this story, stay up until 1 am to watch UFC live on ppv.. get all the way till St P. vs Matt H fight and the show just stops, (I figure they were all pissed cause Wand lost) so there I am at 3 am and no one to call to find out who won or anything? classic Brazil for ya!! I mean like I´m gonna call the cable company and argue with them? lol

bro, i passed out b4 that fight started. apparently, peeps tried a couple of times unsuccessfully to wake me during the fight. it was a bad night for me watching ufc.

damn even the brazos give JJD (gringo) no love lol

LOL @ Gringo!! Been called that a few times here!

jjd,

pics of hot brazilian women please

chicks? lol

he cant do that(wifey will give him the porra) but im sure he could get you some of Arona or BTT in there speedo!

Speaking of Brazilian guys in their speedos...

I ran into one a few years back at the beach. Not going to name him, but I'll tell you that he is a bb.

Anyway, I'm not one who usually checks out another guy's package...or am I? But this dude looked like he had a fricken pot roast in his speedos. That thing was so huge, he was at Ala Moana, but his cock needed a whole different area code. His body was tanned, but his feet remained white for they had been in the fricken shade all day long.

Fuk man, I've respected the dude immensely ever since. For some reason he doesn't return any of my calls and gets freaked out whenever I park my car outside of his house and watch him for hours.

ah c'mon! i wanna know who he is! hehehehe :)

Thanks Ross.  You don't have to keep your affection for me a secret.  I saw you looking at me in my speedos.  I'm ok, but I play for the other team my friend.  I'm hetero through and through.  I appreciate the nice comments about my pot roast.  The ladies tell me I am hung like a black rhino or a baby's arm holding an apple.  I don't like to brag.

Mike,

I tried not to look, honest. But the damn thing is so huge. In fact, I wasn't looking at it, IT was looking at me.

No wonder all of your ex-girlfriends always had that limp. It must have been a Samoan baby's arm holding an apple. Thanks to you, plastic surgeons have invented the pussy-tuck procedure.

I try.

^that you do, that you do

SAS,

I'll trade you his intials for another pic

*uh not the lives that really know him lol

BMFL - message me on here with ur email addy and his initials and i'll send u a pic ;)

btw- BMFL I enjoy wearing banana hammocks but I am not and I repeat NOT a brazo.. thank you!

Hey jjd some big time surf vid guys training here now. Chad Towerersly? Says he knows some people.

lol @ BMFL and mr Ronesian.